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Belief in sex-mad demon tests nerves
Reuters ^ | Mon May 16, 2005 | William Maclean

Posted on 05/16/2005 9:08:23 AM PDT by new cruelty

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To: Darksheare

You just can't let this Speed Racer thing go, can you ;0)


121 posted on 05/16/2005 12:04:03 PM PDT by cjshapi
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To: cjshapi; tiamat

No!
It's stuck in my head.
Mayeb it's Freudian, maybe not, I dunno!

I gotta get it outta my head!


122 posted on 05/16/2005 12:05:05 PM PDT by Darksheare (What do you mean I'm that old? I am not! You can't prove it! I'm telling!)
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To: tiamat

Freepmail!


123 posted on 05/16/2005 12:05:15 PM PDT by Darksheare (What do you mean I'm that old? I am not! You can't prove it! I'm telling!)
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To: isthisnickcool

ROTFLMAO!


124 posted on 05/16/2005 12:06:12 PM PDT by meandog (FU-DU lurkers)
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To: Darksheare

So the demon wears Speedos?


125 posted on 05/16/2005 12:08:24 PM PDT by najida (OK, so, ya see, uh huh.....I have this stress problem....maybe it's living without running water.)
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To: Darksheare

So the demon wears Speedos?


126 posted on 05/16/2005 12:08:34 PM PDT by najida (OK, so, ya see, uh huh.....I have this stress problem....maybe it's living without running water.)
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To: najida

NOBODY should be wearing speedos....unless it's the Olympics.


127 posted on 05/16/2005 12:09:10 PM PDT by cjshapi
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To: najida

LOL!
Maybe!


128 posted on 05/16/2005 12:10:56 PM PDT by Darksheare (What do you mean I'm that old? I am not! You can't prove it! I'm telling!)
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To: new cruelty

"I felt my mouth becoming bigger and bigger. I started losing my ability to form words. My feeling was that my lower lip had stretched to my lap."

Better put some ice on that!


129 posted on 05/16/2005 12:11:57 PM PDT by jjmcgo
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To: new cruelty

Reminds me of "The Greasman" doing the bit "Fudgeman & Throbbin".

http://grease.moorewebdesign.net/audio/christmas_96/01%20-%20Intro-Fudgeman.mp3


130 posted on 05/16/2005 12:17:06 PM PDT by TheForceOfOne (My tagline is currently being blocked by Congressional filibuster for being to harsh.)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

Ooooh, Mrs. jjmcgo gave me the willies with a story yesterday. She was talking about incidents of knowing (KNOWING) the future when she was pregnant the first time. Forget the winning 50-1 shots, that was small stuff compared to this:
She went by our elderly neighbor's apartment en route to the laundry and a minute later she thought, "Gee, I haven't seen a black funeral wreath like the one on so-and-so's door since I was a kid."
When she walked past again, no wreath on the door and she met the lady who greeted her with a big smile and they talked. The next day the lady died.


131 posted on 05/16/2005 12:20:40 PM PDT by jjmcgo
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To: K4Harty

Lol, no doubt !!

Jeff


132 posted on 05/16/2005 12:35:07 PM PDT by MississippyMuddy (No peace, without FREEDOM!!)
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To: Lazamataz
Mumbo Jumbo was a demi-God who disciplined disobedient wives after all attempts to do so by her husband failed. As I recall the story, Mumbo Jumbo dressed in costume would enter a village at night, drag the woman from her hut, strip her naked if she wasn't already so and beat her for all the villagers to see.
133 posted on 05/16/2005 12:41:58 PM PDT by fso301
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To: Lazamataz
Sorry, I forgot to say thanks. I always like the story of Mumbo Jumbo as an example of how word meanings change over time.
134 posted on 05/16/2005 12:43:09 PM PDT by fso301
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To: fso301; Lazamataz; John O
As I recall the story, Mumbo Jumbo dressed in costume would enter a village at night, drag the woman from her hut, strip her naked if she wasn't already so and beat her for all the villagers to see.

Is it any wonder that Mumbo Jumbo and Michael Jackson have the same initials?

I mean, replace 'woman' with 'child' and 'beat her' with 'dangle her from a high balcony' and well, it's rather obvious, isn't it?

135 posted on 05/16/2005 12:46:03 PM PDT by andie74 (If you eat pasta and antipasta, do they cancel each other out?)
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To: MississippyMuddy

I knew you'd enjoy this.


136 posted on 05/16/2005 1:17:21 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
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To: Centurion2000

This man's story is particularly frightening after you realize that EVEN READING THE KORAN did not keep the demon at bay. Thus, we are helpless helpless I say.


137 posted on 05/16/2005 1:28:44 PM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: dighton
But for superstitious Zanzibaris a visit from the sodomizing gremlin is no joke.

Just keep him out of the Zanzibar YMCA swimming pool ...

138 posted on 05/16/2005 1:30:19 PM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: tiamat
"Some things, a man should not know about!"

And "whatever" it is we should "not" know about, we can rest assured that none of you will tell us exactly what "that" is until we have erred in committing whatever it was, we should NOT have done, but did NOT know we should NOT have done it, because, NONE of you, thought we should know about!

Does that make any sense? About as much as you Venusians do to us Martians--most of the time. LOL

139 posted on 05/16/2005 1:32:36 PM PDT by An American Patriot ("GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME"-- the opportunity to get the Hell out of here! Bye Bye VT- Hello, VA)
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To: An American Patriot

I actually don't play those games...

Most guys find me very easy to talk to, and i don't get along with most women.

(and no, i am NOT gay!)


140 posted on 05/16/2005 1:39:45 PM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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