40 Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs

vh-1/viacom ^ | 3-02-05

[sully777]

I pinged Canada and Australia because they have graced the world with an unusual number of cheesy love songs through the likes of Gordon Lightfoot, Anne Murray, Savage Garden, and Air Supply. For this reason alone, they should pay dearly with loss of airplay if it wasn't for the balance of Rush, AC/DC, Jet, and Nick Gilder...

"Artists" Included in the VH-1 List:

All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You .....Heart Truly ......Lionel Richie

But they didn't note this song

Honey

Sung by: Bobby Goldsboro Written by: Bobby Russell

See the tree, how big it's grown but friend it hasn't been too long it wasn't big I laughed at her and she got mad, the first day that she planted, it, was just a twig Then the first snow came and she ran out to brush the snow away So it wouldn't die Came runnin' in all excited, slipped and almost hurt herself And I laughed till I cried She was always young at heart, kinda dumb and kinda smart and I loved her so And I surprised her with a puppy Kept me up all Christmas Eve two years ago And it would sure embarrass her When I came in from workin' late 'cause I would know That she'd been sittin' there and cryin' Over some sad and silly late, late show

And honey, I miss you and I'm bein' good And I'd love to be with you if only I could

She wrecked the car and she was sad And so afraid that I'd be mad but what the heck Though I pretended hard to be Guess you could say she saw through me and hugged my neck I came home unexpectedly and caught her cryin' needlessly In the middle of a day And it was in the early Spring when flowers bloom and robins sing She went away

And honey, I miss you and I'm bein' good And I'd love to be with you if only I could

One day while I was not at home while she was there and all alone The angels came Now all I have is memories of Honey and I wake up nights and call her name Now my life's an empty stage where Honey lived and Honey played And love grew up And a small cloud passes overhead and cries down on the flower bed That Honey loved

And see the tree how big it's grown but friend it hasn't been too long it wasn't big And I laughed at her and she got mad The first day that she planted it, was just a twig

[Borges]

Diane Warren deserves a special wing in this museum. Call it 'Diane Warren's(hit) factory'.

[johnandrhonda]

"If I'd killed you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now"

[conservativebabe]

"Reunited" by ....I forget who. Help me out folks.

[Bella_Bru]

Motley Crue's Without You.

[Califelephant]

Peaches & Herb

[G32]

I always liked Guns N Roses 'I used to love her, but I had to kill her'

[axel f]

Peaches and Herb.

Jet isn't an American group?

[sully777]

Pinging for bad love songs

For fun replace "heart" with "horse" in a love song, or "love" with the word "lunch"

Bad Company's "Feel Like Making Lunch"
Yes' "Owner of A Lonely Horse"

[Spiff]

"Reunited" by ....I forget who. Help me out folks.

Peaches and Herb.

[VRWCisme]

Any Bryan Adams song. And he's Canadian, right?

[Mr. Jeeves]

"Love Will Keep Us Together", by The Captain and Tenille. Dead, dead, dead last. If there were only five hundred other songs in the competition, that one would still finish in ten thousandth place.

And to my shame, I actually liked it when I was twelve. ;)

[sully777]

Jet isn't an American group?

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Australian

[camle]

oh lemme see...
"eleanor gee I think you're swell!"
"lay lady lay"
"sugar shack"
"Woman" (lennon)
I can go on...

[Dales]

Peaches and Herb

[Jack Wilson]

Oh, Yoko

[Rakkasan1]

Capt & Tenile

[anonymous_user]

Yes' "Owner of A Lonely Horse"

Mushabedderthena...

[PzLdr]

"I Honestly Love You", "You Light Up My Life", "Torn Between Two Lovers", "Hey Paula"

[cspackler]

Motley Crue's Without You.

But you just gotta love "Girl, Don't Go Away mad, Just Go Away".