They should have named it Desert One instead in memoriam of the men who Carter killed in his incompetence.
Sshhh. We'we hunting wabbits.
I bet he's pissed that people were actually paid to build this ship instead of volunteering their time for free.
Launch Operation Malaise!
First of the new "Appeasement" class?
What's the point? When the crew tries to fire a weapon, the ship will refuse and instead, demand multilateral talks...
From what I understand the submarine will be an extra 100 feet longer than the normal for its class.
If true, this sub should be named the u.s.s. bill clinton. :)
I wouldn't name a local post office after this maggot - arguably THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER. I especially would not name an ATTACK sub after this naive, dictator-loving, pascifist goofball. Who is the politician/leader that came up with THIS JOKE? They are obviously on tropical drugs. Maybe we could name him after one of the less-than-lethal weapons that were developed under Bubba Clinton. That's it, put a plaque honoring Jimmy on the one Taser stun gun used by the Plains, GA sheriff's dept. IDIOT.
"Boat"
Submarines are "boats" not ships.
Even though the name of Jimmy Carter holds on honor; I'll take pride in knowing that the seamen who man the sub will bring the honor.
The unique aspect of this American submarine is that it is programmed to fire missles on the United States.
This is thought to be the only sub to be powered by Preparation H and to be armed with rapid fire peanut shooters. It is part of the "searching for a legacy class" that hangs around in the shallow puddles of dictators. It is the only sub built by Habitat for Humanity and was entirely assembled on weekends from parts available at Home Depot. It is thought that Jimmy Carter will spend considerable time in dry dock. The sub, however, is expected to sink out of sight.