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TAKE A LAUGH BREAK!
1 posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:32 AM PST by TexasCowboy
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To anyone who doubts that Homo erectus genes aren't still in the gene pool, I submit photo #12 as evidence that they are.

I remember being on a commuter bus one time and seeing this one dude who had masses of dark black hair emanating from his dress shirt cuffs.


274 posted on 01/24/2005 5:00:52 PM PST by OldPossum
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I am guilty of having to bungee-cord trunks, hoods, and doors closed. :)


276 posted on 01/24/2005 5:09:15 PM PST by Liberal Classic (No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper Fi.)
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bump for later


282 posted on 01/24/2005 6:00:26 PM PST by jimtorr
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BTTT


288 posted on 01/24/2005 6:47:58 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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You gus may be laughing... but where I come from in Louisiana, those are normal every day sights... so I'm jaded I guess. Just seems like normal folks, places and vehicles to me. *sigh* :)


291 posted on 01/24/2005 7:04:11 PM PST by PureSolace (A Conservative bases his politics from his morals, and a Liberal bases his morals from his politics.)
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Ping


294 posted on 01/24/2005 7:36:39 PM PST by ru4liberty (I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I know Who holds tomorrow. May His Name ever be praised!)
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Duct tape...the ALL PURPOSE tool!


Let me introduce my family...I'm Hair, my wife more hair, and our son...baby hair!!!


Now this is what I call "livin large" Hey...whata ya'll think of my cooler system?
It doubles as a beverage holder!!


Hey Earl...whata ya say we put the chairs out on the front porch and have us a beer?

309 posted on 01/24/2005 8:44:33 PM PST by trussell (I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
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Only In Texas

313 posted on 01/25/2005 2:14:51 AM PST by Ron H. (Compassionate Conservatism is just a catchy sounding euphemism for a Socialist RINO)
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You might be a redneck if...

...EVEN YOUR DOG HAS FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE.


322 posted on 01/25/2005 6:25:52 AM PST by Sensei Ern
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If you think the last four words to the National Anthem are:
"Gentlemen - Start your engines!"

You MIGHT be a Redneck!


329 posted on 01/25/2005 7:31:42 AM PST by cuz_it_aint_their_money
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LOL


336 posted on 01/25/2005 9:09:37 AM PST by Dustbunny (The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist)
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BBTTT


357 posted on 01/25/2005 1:22:10 PM PST by knews_hound (Out of the NIC ,into the Router, out to the Cloud....Nothing but 'Net)
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To: TexasCowboy; Howlin; Liz; ALOHA RONNIE; RonDog; Mudboy Slim
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have a special requirement for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for a whole month."

The couple agreed.

After two and a half weeks, they returned to the church. While the pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously distraught.

"Is there a problem?" the pastor asked.

"We're terribly ashamed," the young man said. "We didn't manage to abstain from sex for the required month."

"Tell me what happened son," said the pastor.

"Well," the young man explained, "the first week was difficult, but we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but we prayed and prayed for strength, and we managed to abstain. The third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible, anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. But one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right there and then."

The young man looked ashamed. So did his wife.

"You understand that this means you will not be welcome in our church," said the pastor.

"We know," said the young woman, hanging her head. "We're not very welcome at Home Depot, either."

360 posted on 01/25/2005 3:07:14 PM PST by Libloather (IRAQ - the vote!)
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