CBS execs asked to resign haven't done so

San Jose Mercury ^ | 1/19/2005 | Associated Press

[Fixit]

So, CBS fired them?

   Nope, we asked them to resign.

So they're gone?

   Nope, but they will be.

How?

   We fixed the glitch

[Grampa Dave]

"Oh, man. Mapes is still there, too?"

"This whole thing stinks. Folks asked to resign still drinking coffee in their offices and fired employees yucking it up there, too."

Just more confirmation that CBS/Viacom must never be trusted.

[hosepipe]

Trusting Les Moonbat to do the right thing is like trusting The Hildebeast to forgo trips on her Aswip 2000 flying broom with viberator.. Shes a witch after all.. and hes a Moonbat

[ED Basher]

Sounds like CBS needs to hire some new consultants. I know two guys named Bob ...

The Bobs

This is too much fun and I gotta get some work done ...

ED

[samadams2000]

I think that the real story is that even though they are to resign..and they are suing...that they were all paid a lot of money..hush money you could say. this story aint over.