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It said something -- or someone -- had regularly cleaned layers of dust from the solar panels of the Mars Opportunity vehicle while it was closed down during the Martian night.

Typical bad reporting by Rooters.

I suppose the unsigned reporter thinks that a homeless Martian assauted the Opportunity rover with a squeegy and spray bottle full of Windex? "What a maroon." :)

1 posted on 12/21/2004 11:31:23 AM PST by anymouse
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Hey shaggy !

I told you it would work. They haven't even noticed how much power we're siphoning off to run our Martian Roller Disco !

Just remember...don't go anywhere near those cameras with your squeegie and Windex.

FReepmail me back after you re-enter our atmosphere...Muttly out.


33 posted on 12/21/2004 11:50:16 AM PST by PoorMuttly ("The right of the People to be Muttly shall not be infringed,")
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You are obviously not keeping up with the latest.

The newest line of black helicopters to be distributed to the worthy among us have deep space capability including ultra warp drive. It only takes a matter of minutes to get there, clean the dust off and return in time to rinse the coffee cup and get back to work.
35 posted on 12/21/2004 11:53:58 AM PST by JoeV1 (The Democrats-The unlawful and corrupt leading the uneducated and blind)
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An even bigger mystery: a carwash each night...but no rain the next day.


36 posted on 12/21/2004 11:55:37 AM PST by WestTexasWend
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You mean a former squeegie guy from NYC is not up there cleaning up the space vehicle?


41 posted on 12/21/2004 11:59:02 AM PST by OldFriend (PRAY FOR MAJ. TAMMY DUCKWORTH)
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Did someone say cleaning?
42 posted on 12/21/2004 12:09:31 PM PST by sticker
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It said something -- or someone --

I knew that those rovers were too good to be true. Now we know that they sent someone up there along with the rovers to keep them running. You can never trust a government operation.

43 posted on 12/21/2004 12:09:59 PM PST by FreePaul
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51 posted on 12/21/2004 1:12:41 PM PST by lunarville (memo to Dan...bye bye)
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(tap, tap, tap...) Is this thing on?!


52 posted on 12/21/2004 1:13:44 PM PST by Hatteras
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71 posted on 12/21/2004 4:47:02 PM PST by KevinDavis (Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!)
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Martian Squeegie guys! Hey,prove me wrong......


72 posted on 12/21/2004 4:48:53 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (I was born to be naughty and Santa knows it.......must be why I only get socks and underwear)
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