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Ted Kennedy Gives Free Driving Lessons To Poor Teens
Weekly World News ^ | Published on: 11/01/2004 | By MICHAEL FORSYTH

Posted on 12/09/2004 2:37:55 PM PST by weegee

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1 posted on 12/09/2004 2:37:55 PM PST by weegee
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tip to students - stay away from bridges


2 posted on 12/09/2004 2:39:09 PM PST by blackeagle
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I hope he furnishes them the cars too


3 posted on 12/09/2004 2:40:01 PM PST by pelikan
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Does he include lessons on how to escape a flipped over car in water, after all he has experience with that.


4 posted on 12/09/2004 2:40:30 PM PST by dts32041 (When did the Democratic party stop being the political arm of the KKK?)
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To: weegee

When is he ever below the legal BAC??


5 posted on 12/09/2004 2:40:46 PM PST by TheRatHunter
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The senator, who was involved in the infamous 1969 Chappaquiddick car accident in which a young woman drowned, makes no attempt to downplay the tragedy during lessons. Instead, he uses the incident as a cautionary tale.


6 posted on 12/09/2004 2:41:07 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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7 posted on 12/09/2004 2:41:38 PM PST by bahblahbah
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C'mon, this HAS to be a joke. I mean, Teddy "Swimmer" Kennedy, driving lessons?!

The bighearted Massachusetts senator drives himself to the community center in an unobtrusive old Pontiac

Now I KNOW it's a joke. Teddy's been an Oldsmobile man since at least, oh, around 1966...

8 posted on 12/09/2004 2:41:44 PM PST by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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I forget, are you here for driving lessons or swimming lessons? No matter...

Rrrrrrrrrr


9 posted on 12/09/2004 2:41:49 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: weegee

Where do you start with this?


10 posted on 12/09/2004 2:42:06 PM PST by digger48
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This is a joke, right?

This can't be true. Too funny to be true.


11 posted on 12/09/2004 2:42:13 PM PST by Ticonderoga34
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Consider the source.


12 posted on 12/09/2004 2:42:16 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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You just can't make this stuff up!


13 posted on 12/09/2004 2:42:34 PM PST by .38sw (oh wait - Weekly World News. I guess you CAN make it up~)
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14 posted on 12/09/2004 2:42:42 PM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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To: weegee

Appropriate headline, my son says.


15 posted on 12/09/2004 2:43:35 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: weegee

ROFL, I forgot this was the magizine with Bat Boy.


16 posted on 12/09/2004 2:43:48 PM PST by bahblahbah
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OMG! What next?


17 posted on 12/09/2004 2:43:48 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: weegee
"He told me, 'Safe driving is a skill every young American deserves to have -- not just the rich.' "


If I hadn't read it with my own eyes.....

How uniquely unqualified this man is to teach children -anyone for that matter - about safe driving.
18 posted on 12/09/2004 2:44:24 PM PST by Mase
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Oops, I forgot the "sarcasm" tag. My bad.


19 posted on 12/09/2004 2:44:58 PM PST by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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"Anytime you have to blow on the breathalyser, just rub your hands together until the alcohol magically evaporates from your system!

20 posted on 12/09/2004 2:45:06 PM PST by rightwinggoth
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