Posted on 12/09/2004 2:02:27 PM PST by NCjim
LOL, certain things dont need to be admitted in public.
I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.
Ahh yes, the drive-through:
Customer: Yeah, uh, I'll have a double cheeseburger, an order of onion rings, and a large orange drink. Please.
Attendant: Okay! One number 7!
Customer: Did... did you get my order?
Attendant: Yeah! You ordered a 6 piece chicken nuggets, an apple pie, and a diet soda.
Customer: No, I ordered a double cheesburger, onion rings, and a large orange drink.
Attendant: Oh, sorry. Make that 2 apple pies!
Customer: That's not what I ordered at all! I ordered a double cheesburger, onion rings, and a large orange drink!
Attendant: Yeah, a 6 piece nuggets-
Customer: Stop!
Attendant: -2 apple pies-
Customer: Wait!
Attendant: -and a diet-
Customer: SHUT UP!!! I want a double cheeseburger! Say it! Duh-bel cheese bur-gur!
Attendant: Duh-bel cheese bur-gur.
Customer: Un-yun rings! Say it!
Attendant: Un-yun rings.
Customer: Large, or-ange drink! Say it! Large Or-ange Drink! I want a double cheeseburger, onion rings, and a large orange drink!!!
Attendant: 6 piece chicken nuggets, apple pie, and a diet soda?
Customer: Aaaagghhh!!!
(Sound of screeching tires as the customer drives away, loses control of his car, hits a tree and dies.)
Attendant: Would you like fries with that? Hello? Oh well. Next!
Don't go back just yet, heard a rumor today that Wendys will not put a tomato slice on your burger unless you ask for it. I think the high price of tomatos has something to do with it.
Burger Time! My roommate in college dug his Intellivision out of storage and we'd play that once in awhile.
At the time Nintendo, Tecmo Bowl tournaments were also being run in the dorm. The guys a year or two younger were much better at the controller so I always got beat up pretty bad.
You have to go to a fast food place in Memphis to understand.
He said "why?" Answer: "The truck doesn't come until tomorrow."
He said "Do you see that huge QFC supermarket 200 feet away, across the parking lot? They're open 24 hours."
Response: "Do you think they have tomatoes? I don't know how to buy tomatoes."
Customer service.
Ping. This thread is crying for your presence.
I hope they tossed this guy in the Patty Wagon!
(Hamburger Puns heh heh heh)
OK, I surrender. Don't hit me.
I'm sidin with the perp on this one.
I went a Mexican food restaurant that had posted that their recipes were temporarily being changed to minimize or exclude tomatoes due to rising prices which are the result of the Florida area being hit by hurricanes which wrecked the tomato supply.
I expect salsa and ketchup to soar.
Not been to a grocery store myself this week but the prices I have heard are over four bucks a lb for fresh tomatos.
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