Posted on 12/01/2004 12:52:10 AM PST by kattracks
Kinda what I was thinking. Needs a nose job.
She would not need her hands to hold a ear of corn.
Daddy may fix it the old fashioned Muslim way and just cut her head off. She has brought shame and the family and all.
"As tensions mounted, Meriam threw herself into the Vegas nightlife, Johnson said. Last year, she walked out on him."
Brings to mind the old, post-WWI Broadway show tune by Eddie Cantor:
"How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm,
after they've seen Paree (Paris)?
How you gonna keep 'em away from Broadway,
Jazzing around, and painting the town?"
This poor sucker got what was (inevitably) coming to him.
Hint to the amorously challenged men out there:
Do NOT marry foreign women UNLESS they are from Christian countries (ie Korea, Phillipines, Eastern Europe, AND you have more than a passing knowledge/interest in their culture and are willing to put up with stuff like the old folks coming to live with you - permanently.)
If I EVER do that again, I'll go back to the 'old country' to do it (I speak the language and love the culture so I'd have a leg up.) But patience is a virtue. No need to rush ever again.
Ravishing? She looks like a girl that works down the hall from me. Big fn' deal. With all that dough maybe she would have gotten her nose fixed and her side burns waxed!
Well, she did pass for a man, wearing a flannel shirt and
a yankee ballcap! Yikes!
Gee, what a coincidence... it's been about 5 years.
I think you hit the nail directly on the head here.
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