Posted on 11/23/2004 8:16:42 AM PST by Prime Choice
Next up: screwdrivers and hammers.
Please forgive (and correct) my lousy typing. "It should say "This is where gun control always leads..."
Sorry for the trouble.
next thing you know Scots will be hiding swoeds in thatched roofs. ;^)
How will people butter their toast or cut their steak????
we all know its not the guns or knifes that are the problem it s the people holding them......
swoeds=swords of course
On the plus side, it shouldn't be too hard to conquer Scotland a few years from now. All they'll have available is sticks and rocks.
What about pencils?
Excellent satire, cudos to the author.
All butchers will be licensed peace officers and all butchered meat will be sold in bite-sized pieces so citizens will not be tempted to purchase steak knives or other culinary assault weapons.
This isn't satire.
ok. Then wake me up at noon.
And is it proper etiquette to eat fish and chips with chopsticks?
When swords are outlawed, only outlaws will have swords. Honestly, how many murderers use swords?
This is nothing new. If memory serves, the English banned the Scots from carrying swords and playing the bagpipes during the 1600's.
The Scottish have traded in their kilts for skirts. Perhaps next year the government will propose mandatory castrations to reduce agressive tendencies.
JACK McConnell went on the offensive against Scotland’s growing rock culture yesterday, announcing a series of tough measures he hopes will stem the "scandalously high" human toll from rock crime, particularly in Glasgow.
The First Minister said he would introduce sweeping new powers, allowing the police to arrest anyone found carrying a rock. He announced longer sentences for rock-related offences and said he would introduce major restrictions on the sale and possession of rocks and boulders.
The sale of all concrete blocks will be outlawed in Scotland, nobody under the age of 18 will be allowed to buy a rock of any sort, and retailers who want to sell non-domestic rocks will have to be licensed and monitored.
The First Minister said Scotland had a responsibility to tackle the "scandalously high" level of rock crime in "our own time and our own way" and as soon as possible.
His changes go far beyond anything previously proposed in Britain and signal the Scottish Executive’s determination to take action on a problem that is escalating out of control in some parts of urban Scotland.
Rock crime is a particular problem in Glasgow, which has the worst murder rate in Britain, at 58.7 murders per million people - twice as high as London, where the rate stands at 26 per million.
Half of all homicides in Scotland as a whole and in Glasgow are caused by rocks or other blunt instruments, according to the latest figures, and ministers believe they have to do something to stop the trend.
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