Kerry Names his Heroes

10/16/04 | Fox News

[texastoo]

The Benny Hill Show was on in the late 80's. Probably reruns. His humor was hillarious. Never missed one of his shows.

Was sad to hear of his death.

[Spirochete]

• Che Guevara
• Jane Fonda
• Mao Zedong
• Noam Chomsky

[mombrown1]

It used to be John F. Kennedy - another flip-flop

[Bandaneira]

Yes he was a bit, as they say "Bawdy" in his humour, but it was all very innocent compared to a lot of the dross on television now. He was actually a very talented man. He gave a lot of laughs to many people, which is always a hard thing to do. If laughter is the best medicine he must have had a P.H.D. in the science.

[Mr. Buzzcut]

Religious figures aside -- James Madison? Washington and Jefferson? Lincoln? Edison, Ford, Bell, the Wright Brothers ... figures a guy who's never done anything of worth wouldn't admire the people who helped make the World GO!

[PatrickHenry]

Anyone who doesn't name at least one of the Founders, and preferably George Washington, has no business running for President. (Exception noted for W, who said "Jesus" when he was specifically asked to name a philosopher.)

[P-Marlowe]

He left out Marty Feldman.

Ain't got no Body.

[gatorgriz]

What a pathetic response... Just DAMN!!!

[Bandaneira]

I've been reading the 2004 Special Collection Library Edition Kerry's Encyclopedia (12 1/2 pages in total), and in the "W" section it says that Windsurfing was invented by Al Gore.

Is that correct, or should I wait for the 2005 Edition, (which has a huge new section of collected wisdom, i.e. 3 more pages) to check on that fact ?

[Txsleuth]

You would think that he could have included , oh I don't know, maybe the soldiers around the world fighting for his right to live stupidly!

[razzle]

lack of Integrity
lack of Integrity
lack of Integrity

[Mr. Buzzcut]

I've been reading the 2004 Special Collection Library Edition Kerry's Encyclopedia (12 1/2 pages in total), and in the "W" section it says that Windsurfing was invented by Al Gore.

That's a little misleading ... Gore actually invented WIND.

[joesnuffy]

Yeah what he really meant to say was
Me
Myself
and I

[Bandaneira]

I thought God invented that...Oh well, it's back to my Special Edition Kerry Encyclopedia for some more study.

[Mr. Buzzcut]

I thought God invented that.

No, God created Kerry-Edwards for that ... and also to help the blind see, the lame walk and Florida Democrats to vote properly.

[mombrown1]

All American First Team:

Captain/coach: Jesus Christ
Quaterback: George Washington
Halfback: Abe Lincoln
Full Back: Ron Reagan
Wide Receiver: Dubya
Right Wing – Donald Rumsfeld
Left Wing – Dick Cheyney
Tackle – Tommy Franks
Tackle – Zell Miller

FANS – Those who died at the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, Flight 93 in Pennsylvania, our heros defending our freedom in Iraq and Afghanistan, and, Freedom Lovers around the World!

[razzle]

Kerry picked 3 people who are helpless and dependent upon him. Democraps by nature love losers, thats why they picked Kerry as their man, and why they hate Bush. If you don't believe that look back to when Israel became a villian to the liberals; right after they started kicking the Arab ass.

[Mr. Buzzcut]

Yes, the heros of Flight 93 ... good one!

[Bandaneira]

Do you know where I can buy the Special Edition Edwards Encyclopedia. I am having study overload and would like a smaller tome. The 7 pages, 2 blank, of the Edwards Encyclopaedia would be more my kettle of fish at this late stage of my dumbing down.

Perhaps it's trading on D-Bay, the Democrat Party's Used Book Trading Site ?

[TwoSue]

That is funny!