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Kerry Debate Predictions (—it only counts if it's BEFOREHAND!)
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| 09/30/04
| Daniel J. Phillips
Posted on 09/30/2004 8:01:24 AM PDT by BibChr
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To: socal_parrot
The first time the overtime light flashes, Kerry will get out the screwdriver and try to remove the bulb. The Secret Service will rush him but President Bush will motion them that everything is OK and say;
"Mr. Moderator, please let him go on. I'm sure everyone wants to see this."
7% chance that Kerry has a Howard Dean moment.
50% chance that some liberal hosebag in the audience will throw a tantrum, yelling goofy Democrat talking points while being escorted out proving to all that they don't know how to behave in public, something we've know for years. 15% chance that it's Tay Re Za.
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posted on
09/30/2004 4:58:22 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
("I hate going to places like Austin and Dubuque to raise large sums of money. But I have to," Kerry)
To: BibChr
I have no serious clue . . . but off the top of my head, I'll hazard some guesses . . .
SKERRY will come across, in spit of himself,
as wooden, contrived, stern;
at least a bit haughty;
pontifical;
calculating;
hopefully somewhat insuferable given that he's tons of that;
snobbish;
elitist;
inauthentic;
hollow;
angry;
. . .
BUSH will come accross as
--closer to the common man;
more likeable;
more human after the manner of the common man;
warmer;
more authentic;
kinder;
more honest;
more focused;
more decisive;
more effective;
stronger about protecting the USA;
more consistent;
more stable and steadfast;
more honorable;
more realistic;
more seasoned;
wiser;
more careful;
. . .
At least, Lord, if such serves your purposes and if as it seems, such is abundantly true, PLEASE, LORD, LET SUCH COME OUT ABUNDANTLY CLEARLY IN THIS DEBATE, IN SPADES, IN WAVES, LOUDLY AND CLEARLY, IN JESUS' NAME, Amen.
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posted on
09/30/2004 5:06:48 PM PDT
by
Quix
(CONTACT CHURCHES UR AREA 2 HAVE SOLID PLAN 4 BUSSES VANS 2 GET CONSRV VOTERS 2 POLLS ELECTION DAY!)
To: jveritas; BibChr
Wow.
You absolutely nailed it, TruthfulOne.
I had to double check the date/time of your
post to make sure.
You were right on every single point.
:::you're kinda scary:::
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posted on
09/30/2004 8:52:59 PM PDT
by
b9
To: doodlelady; jveritas
Eek, no lie. Very well-done.
(A lot better than I did!)
Dan
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posted on
09/30/2004 8:55:47 PM PDT
by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: doodlelady
The fatal problem with John Kerry is that he has been already branded as a flip floper by the majority of voters, and he is not a leader and he is not fit to be President in this time of war. Nothing is going to change the majority of voters perception about John Kerry. All the new positions he took in the 90 minutes debate tonight will be viewed as another flip flop and the majority of voters will not believe him.
This debate will have a very little effect on the race and President Bush will be re-elected on November 2nd.
To: jveritas
Well, I'll be the first to praise myself for batting 100% in my debate predictions. Teh-RAY-za's posterior looked humongous in white!
To: jveritas
This debate will have a very little effect on the race and President Bush will be re-elected on November 2nd. Now that's a prediction we can all live with!
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:29:10 PM PDT
by
b9
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