Posted on 09/13/2004 5:47:04 AM PDT by baltoga
What great research work! Looks like Gore may be following the Clinton diet.
I don't recommend the Clinton diet. Not good for the heart!
And that's just in his eyeballs!
I'm Al Franken, and you're not.
"I...did not...eat...those cheeseburgers. Bill Clinton."
"Hey! Gimme back my EYE-BROOOWWWSSS!!!!"
"This man could have been President! Are we lucky or what?"
And his stand-in is in the wings. Drag every Republican you know to the polls Nov. 2nd.
He looks like he was found sleeping in an alley, in a refrigerator cardboard box, in a cheap suit, yellowed white shirt and a tie that he found on a corpse. Somebody stood him up before waking him up and he's gone off on the one who deprived him of his wonderful drunken stupor.
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