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Alexandra Kerry: Dad Gave Hamster CPR
NewsMax .com ^ | 7/30/04 | Carl Limbacher

Posted on 07/29/2004 9:33:18 PM PDT by kattracks

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1 posted on 07/29/2004 9:33:20 PM PDT by kattracks
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To: kattracks

Which, I've got tell ya, is just the skill I'm looking for in a President!


2 posted on 07/29/2004 9:34:36 PM PDT by jpf
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To: kattracks

Is this the guy who believes that life begins at conception, but has no qualms about abortion?


3 posted on 07/29/2004 9:34:49 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: kattracks

Look, my husband and I are boaters. Out of the 700 boats in our marina, I do not know of one person who takes their hamster with them on the water, "for a Sunday outing." Dogs, yes and one friend has a parrott, but no hamsters. Now come on, I just don't buy it.


4 posted on 07/29/2004 9:36:12 PM PDT by Toespi (,)
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To: kattracks

For those who believe in same sex marriage, this is a handy skill to have...


5 posted on 07/29/2004 9:36:34 PM PDT by gnarledmaw
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To: kattracks

Is Alexandra the film lady with the see-through dress? If so, I'd really like to give her CPR. I know she's Kerry's daughter and all, but dayum she's well built (all butterface though)...


6 posted on 07/29/2004 9:36:34 PM PDT by krb
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To: kattracks

"but I admit it's probably a trick of memory."

It must run in the family.


7 posted on 07/29/2004 9:37:11 PM PDT by Toespi (,)
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To: kattracks
Dad Gave Hamster CPR

Thus winning him the endorsement of the Hamsters Union.

8 posted on 07/29/2004 9:37:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
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To: kattracks

Look for him to carry New Hamster.


9 posted on 07/29/2004 9:37:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
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To: kattracks
I know its not about Edwards but I made this and wanted to post it..


10 posted on 07/29/2004 9:37:51 PM PDT by GeronL (geocities.com/geronl is back)
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To: kattracks

You just can't make up stuff like this.


11 posted on 07/29/2004 9:38:39 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy (A few words for the media: Julius Streicher, follow his path, share his fate.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Charles, that is the best laugh I have had all night. Thanks for the humor, needed that!!!


12 posted on 07/29/2004 9:38:46 PM PDT by Toespi (,)
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To: cyborg

I know its a Kerry thread... but Edwards reminds me of a Hamster in a way.


13 posted on 07/29/2004 9:38:56 PM PDT by GeronL (geocities.com/geronl is back)
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To: kattracks

WELL HE JUST CLINCHED THE GAY VOTE


14 posted on 07/29/2004 9:39:23 PM PDT by longfellow
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To: Charles Henrickson
New Hamster... LOL

For balance, a message from the Kerry campaign:

Img src="http://www.photodump.com/direct/geronl/keanigif.jpg">

15 posted on 07/29/2004 9:40:21 PM PDT by GeronL (geocities.com/geronl is back)
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To: kattracks

He must have read "Rodential CPR: A Primer" by Richard Gere.


16 posted on 07/29/2004 9:40:30 PM PDT by gnarledmaw
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To: gnarledmaw

Lurch and his "special friend" wannabe Veep Smiley take turns sending rodent Mickey up the Hersey highway until the damn thing NEEDS a blow.


17 posted on 07/29/2004 9:41:03 PM PDT by troublesome creek
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18 posted on 07/29/2004 9:41:14 PM PDT by GeronL (geocities.com/geronl is back)
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To: dead

This might be an appropriate thread for your gerbil photo.


19 posted on 07/29/2004 9:41:31 PM PDT by Sgt_Schultze
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To: atomic conspiracy
" You said.......You just can't make up stuff like this".

Yes they CAN!! They just DID!

20 posted on 07/29/2004 9:41:32 PM PDT by Claire Voyant ((visualize whirled peas))
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