Posted on 07/07/2004 9:36:48 PM PDT by My Favorite Headache
Pwahaha!!!
"Sir Mixalot:
YEEAAGGGH Homey! Dat Edwards broad sure got a motor in her Honda, unlike Fonda. Mixalot be hittin' dat sweet piece of Tarheel a**!"
Kool Moe Dee:
Breck Boy is mine
Just chill
Don't nobody touch 'em, 'cause I'm a get ill
His hair's phony like a three-dollar bill
And this time I shoot to kill
So FR people kick you feet up
'cause I'm about to heat up
You're hungry for a troll
Well now it's time to eat up
He says he's got better hair?
Breck Boy better beware
Catch him an ambulance
He's gonna need Medicare
Style your hair
Smile and flirt
But leave the hardcore rhymes to the hardcore expert
If you don't
Boy, you'll get hurt
Feel like dirt
And have to revert
To going on TV
Butt nekkid
To make up
For what you don't have on record
Open your eyes twice the size and realize
We're on the rise and you're on the demise
Ostracized by Cheney's reprise
Step in his face and watch how that head flies
I'm too potent, powerful and spiritual
Mental, emotional, physical and lyrical
Breck wants to beat Bush, it's gonna take a miracle
He's got a lock on Cheney's jock like a pit bull.
LOL!
She'll probably blame her weight on George Bush or the VRWC.
At any rate, I don't feel sorry for her. With all the big money her husband makes, she should be able to afford to hit the gym a couple two three times a week. She knows she's going to be in the public eye.
hmmm...pretty cute. okay....I will take my leave of posting about cutting slack to 'the enemy'...hottie boys can still post to me, though. ;)
All this time I thought you were a woman. LOL You look good. Scrawny men are a turn off anyway.
LOL..I get that a lot on here...maybe I bitch too much? ;)
Now...this is my presidential posture. It's very similar to the stance I used when I was bilking perfectly innocent pharmaceutical companies, emergency room physicians and assorted capitalistic entrepreneurs out of their hard-won money.
Yeah, I can't really distinguish between the two either. It's a bit of a problem actually.
Hi.
One thing though:
Why not pass the mic to Cheney?
He can bus' out some wicked rhymes yo!
Westsiderrrz!
He's down with the F'nheimers, let's see what he can do with the mo' fackeys.
I know what you mean. Everyone thinks I'm a man too. LOL It's really hard to tell on a lot of the nicknames.
That's because most women don't have NRA in their screen names or anything like that usually..and your homepage on FR as well..hell I thought you were a guy as well!
LOL! I'll have to work on a Cheney rap :)
2000 election cycle, I believe.
Yeah, but I got rhymes galore for 2004 :)
I agree on bashing weight I was 97lbs untill the age of 28 then lost my thyroid to Graves and gained 90lbs in a year. Synthetic thyroid meds suck.
What I think would help Mrs Edwards is nicer clothing. Notice the uneven, almost looks hand stiched hemline on her jacket and then her pants are to long.
A plus size woman in appropriate fitting clothing can look great.
My friends tell me despite my huge size I am always dressed to complimant the flaws and my taste in color is awesome, same with my home decor.
She could really look sharp with the right attire to balance out her shape.
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