Al Queda members want "kosher" food

1 posted on 04/08/2004 9:24:52 PM PDT by yonif

FORCE FEED THEM PIG AND PORK FAT!!!!

2 posted on 04/08/2004 9:26:21 PM PDT by Defender2 (Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)

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3 posted on 04/08/2004 9:29:53 PM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)

Well, it's funny how they've gone from complaining about our military bases in Saudi Arabia or the existence of Israel or how we're all a bunch of infidels, and now they're complaining about the food.

I'd say in at least the case of these folks, we've whipped them pretty good.

4 posted on 04/08/2004 9:31:46 PM PDT by SittinYonder

I'm guessing a better translation would be Halal food.

5 posted on 04/08/2004 9:31:55 PM PDT by blanknoone (New sign for the White House front door: "No Shoes, No Entry....and flip flops are not shoes.")

To: eyespysomething

A don't-the-al-qaeda-do-the-funniest-things PING

6 posted on 04/08/2004 9:32:48 PM PDT by SittinYonder

Yonif, I think the word you want is Hallal.

That being said, let them starve, like that IRA rotter, Bobby Sands.

And who says prisoners get meat anyway?

7 posted on 04/08/2004 9:33:13 PM PDT by jocon307 (The dems don't get it, the American people do.)

Let them eat pig.

And let them drink beer too. I think the world would be a much better place if Muslims were actually permitted to drink. After a few drinks one can really care less about blowing something up in the name of Allah.

8 posted on 04/08/2004 9:33:29 PM PDT by William Martel

Probably, but the Israeli article used the term "kosher" not Halal in its reporting.

Kosher also means "proper"

9 posted on 04/08/2004 9:33:54 PM PDT by yonif ("If I Forget Thee, O Jerusalem, Let My Right Hand Wither" - Psalms 137:5)

10 posted on 04/08/2004 9:34:16 PM PDT by yonif ("If I Forget Thee, O Jerusalem, Let My Right Hand Wither" - Psalms 137:5)

Does that mean that it must be prepared by a follower of Ragheadism?

11 posted on 04/08/2004 9:47:55 PM PDT by I got the rope

To: William Martel

And let them drink beer too

And sex also. They seem very sexually frustrated, which lends to their propensity for blowing things up constantly.

12 posted on 04/08/2004 9:51:40 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.)

To: William Martel

After a few drinks one can really care less about blowing something up in the name of Allah.

Mazeltov!

13 posted on 04/08/2004 9:52:44 PM PDT by stboz

kosher and halal follow the same rules

14 posted on 04/08/2004 10:00:50 PM PDT by rotstan

I'm sure there's PLENTY of halal meat being served in prison...

15 posted on 04/08/2004 10:07:11 PM PDT by tubavil

And let them drink beer too.

And sex also. They seem very sexually frustrated, which lends to their propensity for blowing things up constantly.

I spent a lot of time in the Middle East since 1990 (Saudi, UAE, Bahrain, Kuwiat, Egypt, etc). Believe me, many Islamic men have absolutely no problem with getting plastard while they simultaneously stalk women and lust after them (especially Western women).

Several of the 9-11 hijackers spent their second to last night on earth getting drunk in a strip bar while they paid for lap dance after lap dance.

The concept of sin and redemption to a Muslim is radically different from you and I. In a mosque, you will see prayer rugs with scales on them? Scales? Yes--this is to remind them that in life their good deeds must outweigh their bad. They must adhere to the 5 pillars of Islam (the creed, prayer, fasting, etc) and hope that they have enough "points" to please Allah in Judgement Day.

As you are probably aware, Christianity teaches we are never good enough, but that we are made righteous in the eyes of God by grace--through Christ's sacrifice. To a Muslim, this is laughable, because they ridicule the concept of Jesus being the son of God in the most vile and controversial ways possible, like this:

"So your Allah lusted after Mary? Ha! Did she have a good figure? You Allah has sex with Mary! Was it good?"

I kid you not.

Getting back to the whole drunked sex thing--Muslims believe that if they die as a martyr, they get the magical 6th Pillar of Islam--a literal first class Ticket to Heaven. They know that they have not even been good Muslims! So, by dying in Jihad, Allah looks the other way on the drunken lap dances with the Western whores and pigs (and every other sin they commit) and they get paradise.

Very twisted, isn't it?

16 posted on 04/08/2004 10:08:09 PM PDT by SkyPilot

Don't feed them pigs, feed them TO pigs.

17 posted on 04/08/2004 10:09:54 PM PDT by wingnutx (Are you a monthly donor? Why not? (the freeper formerly known as Britton J Wingnutx))

Why not bread and water? No need for "halal" meat then. Plus if they eat vegetarian food it'll calm them down and make them less aggressive (maybe).

Or they could have raw oatmeal with hot water on it.

18 posted on 04/08/2004 10:15:00 PM PDT by little jeremiah (...men of intemperate minds can not be free. Their passions forge their fetters.)

I appreciate your first hand knowledge of this kind of scum. Would the pig fat idea have any influence on them, if we administered it near or at the time of their deaths?

Martyrdom for them all, immediately.

19 posted on 04/08/2004 10:16:47 PM PDT by hunter112

#17. Pleasantly interesting thought!!!!:-)

20 posted on 04/08/2004 10:20:28 PM PDT by Defender2 (Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)

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