Forget Mars, Just Open the Refrigerator (Dave Barry)

Miami Herald ^ | Mar. 14, 2004 | Dave Barry

[nuconvert]

I think I've had that in my frig..........

[Brett66]

As a layperson, you must NEVER EVER set your toilet on fire, EVER. Also be advised that it looks much cooler with the lights out.

Words to live by......

[tutstar]

I know we've seen a cross section of one of these but I keep getting this thought that they look like the 'huts' wasps build. Fragile enough that you could squish them between your fingers.

I'm enjoying all the pings Phil and learning a lot from everyone. 8^}

[Joe Hadenuf]

If NASA scientists really want to know about life on Mars, instead of sending up robots that keep finding rocks, they need to send my wife, and have her take a whiff of the Martian atmosphere. If there's a single one-celled organism anywhere on the planet, she'll smell it. And if the other astronauts don't stop her, she'll kill it with Lysol.

Back to humor school Dave.

[Slip18]

Thanks for the humor thread, nuconvert.

"The most interesting part of the article concerns a discovery by a University of Arizona microbiology professor named Dr. Chuck Gerba, who is an expert on household germs. I am familiar with Dr. Gerba, because some years ago I interviewed him on bathroom cleanliness, and he told me that the only sure way to kill all the bacteria on a toilet is -- I am not making this up -- to put laboratory alcohol on the bowl and set it on fire."

Do NOT alight the toilet bowl, Cyber. We all know you like making things blow up.

[cameronsmom]

I agree.

And whats with febreeze every day??? I thought it was supposed to eliminate odors, but the commercials say febreeze everyday.....

HMMMMM.....

[GeronL]

"Oil stained slices of tree" means newspapers?

Yes. Lame joke huh?