Posted on 02/29/2004 10:02:43 AM PST by MurryMom
Kerry Cow Policy:
John F'n Kerry has no cows. He finds a wealthy dairy farmer widow with 300 million cows. He is rich!
The udders of one cow aren't enough, he lusts for more. He divorces the first farmer widow and marries
an older, wealthier widow farmer with ... A BILLION COWS! SHAZAAM! Infinite udders. The only problem
is the widow. Every time he goes to milk her, she acts like a dog about to get a bath! He runs for President to
affirm his self worth and pretend he is a different JFK! He loses. He starts looking around for another
wealthier widow...
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