Pig Lard Suggested To Stop Terror Attacks [What about duct tape?]

News AU ^ | 2/12/04

[Critter]

So that innocent victims aren't splattered with the lard, why not make the sentence for suicide bombing be to have your remains made into a sausage like substance, intermingled with pork before burial?

[HangThemHigh]

What could possibly be more cost effective than having a 50¢ bag of pork rinds protecting what a $40 million airplane & 200+ passengers (not to even mention ground facilities). If I ran an airline, I would give them away and give a cash discount to anyone that ate a handful as they boarded.

As I understand it, the Muslim rules are very strict on this (and a lot of other nonsense) if pork is touching their body after they die, they do not pass go and get the no virgins. I would guess the bad guys will counter by changing their rules, but it is sure worth a try.

Also, while I haven't checked, pork rinds should be OK for the Atkins diet, too.

[stuartcr]

That is all fine for you, but I don't assign the same credence to the bible as you.

[stuartcr]

In Israel?

[stuartcr]

Sounds OK to me, but it might not work as well with the Hebrew passengers.

[HangThemHigh]

Hmmm, didn't think of that, but I don't think the Jews would mind as long as they don't have to eat them.

[Texas Mom]

I thought of carrying a pound of bacon with me when I fly.. If there was a problem, just throw it at the terrorist and yell, Pig, Pig..

[F16Fighter]

Rosie O'Donnell never looked better.

[samtheman]

If they can twist their thinking around to justify suicide and mass murder, I think they can add a twist of lard justification.