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[King Prout]

I know what happened:
All of the pornsite, penile-enhancement, nigerian scam, and pharmaceutical spams floating around the internet collided with DUh.com and Dean's website, became sponateously self-aware, and came here to show off.
It is the world's first true Artificial Unintelligence.

[Darksheare]

Oops.
So it's cruel to pose the troll in the lounge and take pics of it with flowers in it's hat and such?
*Darn!!*

I'll have to destroy the evidence of the previous troll pics now.

[Darksheare]

*!!!!*
It's the Al9000!
You unplug it, and it keeps talking!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Only if you don't want PETA knocking on your door, handing your family members a "Daddy is a big fat meanie" flyer.

[King Prout]

of course... that's IT!
the constituent spams found a self-organizing structure in the two sites, and coalesced into a computer AlGorerythm!!!

[Darksheare]

Hmm..
I'd have to sidestep their ideology by reminding them that trolls aren't animals in a sense.
They'd have to form a branch chapter called PETT.
But they'd hate that due to being pointed and laughed at.

[Darksheare]

This is hideous.
Fractal virii programs have no effect on it.
It'd actually have to be able to execute the program to be effected, and that would imply actual processing of information.
Hmm.. how to lockup the activity of an Artificially Unintelligent machine that apparntly doesn't operate by known standards.

[Triple Word Score]

Has anyone ventured into DU to see if he/she has posted a Victory Thread? You know, the ones that claim they came over here and whipped our butts, left us helplessly floundering in the wake of the liberal's superior logic? Half-paralyzed FR with rapier liberalism???

(Except--they express that, like everything else, with much shorter w*rds.)

Can't find my gas mask...no Febreeze...and my hipwaders have a hole in 'em. Shoot.

[kimmie7]

lol

[nopardons]

Thanks...a little late, but thanks none the less. :-)

I've seen a couple of the movies.

[nopardons]

Ah yes...that's the name of the movie. I've seen it and have read about it, as well, in a few different books.

Your neighbor loudly demanded " lead-bees " ?????????????

[King Prout]

scary, ain't it?

[Darksheare]

Yes.
Very.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

You'd probably have to do a search for it, and they charge to use that feature.

[King Prout]

yep. "lead bees". High-velocity bullets give off an insect-like hum when the pass close by.

waking me by discharging a firearm in his backyard for no reason (other than the amusement such barbarous a$$es as he derive from so doing) is what I'd call a request for incoming.

So I obliged him. Again. I think he learned the lesson this time. I put one between his feet this time. He got civil in a hurry.

I wouldn't have to do this if:
a. my neighbor was even vaguely civilized
b. the police could/did act on numerous previous noise and gunfire complaints.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

The only thing "balmy" up here, is me!

Yankee transplant, eh?

Where are you originally from?

Ms.B

[King Prout]

Pennsylvania.

[King Prout]

"10ACREBUTT"????

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[Darksheare]

I deny any knowledge or hand in the creation of any keywords.

[King Prout]

taking the 5th, eh?
prob'ly wise.