Three found dead in public toilet

BBC News On Line ^ | December 20, 2003 | Unsigned [Letter to Editor]

[RWG]

Somebody should warn Rush.

[Lazamataz]

Watch it, Laz, I have professional credentials.

[Consort]

There's a killer on the loos.

[Husker24]

How do you open the door on that thing?

[Moose4]

Bad batch of drugs, eh? Guess it gives new meaning to "don't eat the brown acid, man..."

}:-)4

[aculeus]

Your contribution needs more exposure.

[StriperSniper]

[Thinkin' Gal]

The bodies of three people have been found in a public toilet in East Yorkshire.

"Public toilet" sounds so unsanitary. Obviously, this is a restroom.

[csvset]

I wonder if a cellphone was involved, as was the case in Africa.

Three die trying to get cellphone from toilet

[lavrenti]

I wonder if these were otherwise disposed.

[Ditter]

When a public toilet is that toxic, I just don't go in.

[n8qio]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!

[dfwgator]

"What did you eat?"

[Billthedrill]

Australian toilet spiders. I tried to warn people but nobody would listen.

[xrmusn]

Australian toilet spiders. I tried to warn people but nobody would listen.
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I don’t know if the following is true or not - not bad if I just ‘made it up’.....

One may notice the demise and severity of the dreaded Black Widow Spider which at one time was considered deadly.

My theory on all this was the BWS started its downward trend when indoor toilets flourished.

It was believed (well ...?) that they ‘hung out’ in dark, dank places and one could imagine a person ‘taking a seat’ in an outhouse and one of them thar BWS nipping him/her on their privates.

Now the quickest way to get the venom out is to slit where the bite was and suck out the blood.

NOW, who in their right mind wants to suck the blood of a creature that hangs out in the crapper and then suck it out of the victims arse or privates?

Just sayin...

BUT WAIT...there is also the tale of the 2 story outhouse, a two seater on top and a two seater on the bottom.
Only problem was they were ‘stacked’....
Obviously a little more planning would have made the double decker a bit more utile.

Later