The Dean Connection (Or, When Metrosexuals Are On the Prowl)

New York Slimes ^ | 12.07.2003 | Samantha M. Shapiro

[Not A Snowbird]

He can stay on the floor. But I'll take the cats!

[RightOnline]

All I could think while reading this worshipful little screed was.............................ohfercryinoutloud.

If Bush and company can't beat this collection of candy-asses, then he deserves to lose.

[GulliverSwift]

Self-hating Democrat bump.

[GulliverSwift]

I didn't catch that cat part.

Did anyone else notice that the flag in the first picture is improperly displayed? Of course, I guess you kind of expect that from a Dimocrat.

[Dan from Michigan]

Enjoy Howard the Duck's campaign while you can, Clay. It's all going to be over either convention time, or in November.

"It's the economy, stupid."

[Dan from Michigan]

he never would have come up with the Dean software, or left school, if his first serious girlfriend hadn't broken up with him last spring. ''The worst thing is we aren't even friends,'' he says glumly. ''I invited her to be my friend'' -- he gestures to his computer monitor -- ''I mean on Friendster. No word yet.''

That's a guy saying that??? WTF?

[lepton]

But he surprises me by saying he never would have come up with the Dean software, or left school, if his first serious girlfriend hadn't broken up with him last spring.

''The worst thing is we aren't even friends,'' he says glumly. ''I invited her to be my friend'' -- he gestures to his computer monitor -- ''I mean on Friendster. No word yet.''

This is just scary. It's right out of how Hitler gained power (I know, I know...whoever uses a Hitler analogy first loses the argument, but just think about it). Draw in the really skewed but talented and lonely, turn them into fanatics in an almost (metro)sexual way, demonize opponents...of course we know how that ends if he actually does gain complete power.

[lepton]

He’s like Manson, both Charlie and Marilyn, rolled into one gelatinous glob of hysterically angry goodness.

yup.

[Tamzee]

sleep well

Thanks, I did! I was just lovely and I decided to try it more often ;-)

[Cold Heat]

LOL!

This reads like Losers Anonymous!

All the stray emotional dregs of society gravitate to one purpose................................The election of what they perceive as a panacea. Dean becomes their only reason for living.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

[Amelia]

He stripped to his underwear, lay on the floor in a fetal position and remained there for days, occasionally sipping from an old carton of orange juice.

I keep coming back to that one...for how many "days" can one sip from the same carton of orange juice before it goes bad and causes food poisoning? Did he ever get up, or did he just lie there in his own filth?

The mind boggles.

[Mr Rogers]

"Can't keep a woman? Keep Dean!"

"Feeling fetal? Vote Dean!"

"Need Viagra? Vote Dean!"
-----Losers4Dean.org

[flying Elvis]

Those types of guys are quite popular in the Niagra Falls area. (obscure reference to The Breakfast Club). lol

[flying Elvis]

Oh but the image is not complete until you add the three days of cat excrement to the sensory image. lol This guy is working an angle, trying to get some sympathy lovin'. lol

[mcgiver38]

I finally see what it is, they all want something from the government and they think Dean will get it for them, total health care for free etc. how shocked they will all be when they find out he cant do it because there is no money! Everything I hear that guy say I say "how are you going to pay for that" the young dean weenies dont understand that little detail........hopefully they wont have a chance to find that out, we need to do whatever we can to sink the guy.
Intersting article tonight about the gallup poll finding support for the war growing...could it be thier constant antiwar drivel is turning off the majority, I hope so.

[My2Cents]

Dean is becoming the great white hope of the democrat party.

Dean is the pasty white hope of the Democrat Party.

[Constantine XIII]

Holy moley, that is the funniest post I've read in days! :p

[George W. Bush]

Long before Howard Dean was considered a plausible candidate for president, he seemed to emit some sort of secret call that made people, many of them previously apolitical, drop everything and devote themselves to his campaign.

Watch out for Howie's irresistable secret sauce!

I'm not surprised that they claim this stuff about Dean. To some types of weak-minded people, Dean is actually strongly charismatic. No other Dim, not even the Sinkmeister, has a comparable record like this, of exciting the fantasy life of these Left-liberal types.

It's just one of the reasons why OwlGore endorsed Dean.

Though no one can explain how, Dean could actually grab the soul of the Dim party. Well, that is, if they still had one...

[jennyp]

Howie Manson BTTT.