Mars Emerging from Ice Age, Data Suggest

Space.com ^ | 08 December 2003 | SPACE.com

[BluSky]

Bush WAS out of the country a week and a half ago......only 2 hours can be accounted for......do the (democrat) math...... /sarcasm; yet, liberal truth serum.

[shaggy eel]

,,, awakening of the eels BUMP.

[RightWhale]

We ought to conquer to moon to some degree first, and when we are good and ready, Mars will be a great and friendly place to live.

[Cooter]

It was caused by our astronauts when they planted the flag there (according to Sheila Jackson-Lee).

[Frank_Discussion]

From another, VERY recent thread, you'll get no argument from me!

[GingisK]

That's what they told me about Earth when I was in grade school. This "global warming" would be part of that same trend, wouldn't it? (Unless I overlooked the intervening ice age.)

[U S Army EOD]

Maybe they should send her to Mars to look for the flag.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!

[LauraJean]

Jeez I didn't realize my driving an SUV would have such far reaching consquences. Oh my goodness, could it have been from the 60's when I probably went through a can of hair spray a week. What was I thinking about?

[DustyMoment]

Well, since all of you wise guys beat me to the SUV line, I guess it will be up to me to ask about the cows farting on Mars?

There has to be some sort of human intervention causing global warming on Mars. Just ask any enviro-whacko.

[Lazamataz]

Scientists have suspected in recent years that Mars might be undergoing some sort of global warming. New data points to the possibility it is emerging from an ice age.

In related news, scientists determined that global warming on Earth is completely caused by human activity.

[yatros from flatwater]

Better posting luck next time!

See #18

[Indie]

Gee...I wonder which Martian industries will have to scale back to 6 percent below 1990 emissions to SAVE THE PLANET!

Quiet Earthling! Resistance is futile! You will be assimilated. :)

[BluSky]

"Maybe they should send her [Sheila Jackson-Lee] to Mars to look for the flag."

....and could someone, please, 'b****-slap' her on the way!!! Jeez.....enough already!!! Could she just SHUT-UP for awhile.....

[revtown]

The weenie's haven't been thinking big enough:

Galactic Warming , now that's a phrase that'll grab people's attention. Global warmimg, sharming...

[RightWhale]

Galactic Warming is necessary to balance Cosmic Cooling.

[geopyg]

I mentioned this when it was in the news a year ago to a couple of environmental consultants that our global warming is getting so bad that now even Mar's ice caps are melting. They both commented that Bush is an idiot for not signing the Kyoto accord, and how we're just ruining our planet. I didn't have the heart to tell them THEY ARE IDIOTS (they were my clients). Seattle area Starbucks birkenstock types.

[ETERNAL WARMING]

Nah...it's the evil smokers and SUV drivers!

[Brett66]

Ok, don't any of you get it? We landed the Viking space probes there back in the 70's and they were n-u-k-l-e-a-r
powered. It's obviously our fault.

[DustyMoment]

AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!