[Charles Henrickson]

"Your Shiu's untied!"

[Prime Choice]

"...And then she said, 'That looks like a wee-wee...only smaller.'"

[americanSoul]

Thank G-d this traitor is not around to give the pingpongs dolphin speaks the latest MTHEL (Mobile Tactical High Energy Laser Technology) secrets in exhange for $.

What was good enough for Julius and Ethel is good enough for Bubba. A designer electric chair.

[mrsmith]

"There are the secret plans, where's my other 20 million Yen?"

[leprechaun9]

Your FRY is open!

[Consort]

"It's 'The Craw' not "The Craw'." (from "Get Smart")

[moodyskeptic]

You may like my wife's book, but her personality will shrivel you up like an ice plunge...

[TBall]

I don't care if you did go pee pee in it. Look at my nose I could care less.

[primatreat]

"my nose is bigger that your whang"

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

"... and I see you've already made the acquaintance of my good friend, Senator Daschle..." :)

[mikrofon]

'Looks like a Bull___er in a China shop...

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

Ah So! You funny man Birr Krinton! You no foor me.... My fry not open, no way!

[BigDaddyTX]

"Are you happy to see me or is that an egg roll in your pocket?"

[Paul Atreides]

Who's the guy with the corsage, Bubba's date?

[Pagey]

Billy Jeff says: "What's that inside your pants, a refugee shrimper and his entire family"???

[sheik yerbouty]

"Does yours curve to the left like mine?"

[NRA2BFree]

Don't you forget how many Defense secrets I gave you, so remember when I run for President of the United Nations you have to vote for me. I can really stick it to America then.