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Man Cuts Off His Genitals to Win Sympathy
Reuters | Mon Oct 20, 9:28 AM ET

Posted on 10/20/2003 10:28:21 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

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To: b4its2late
What BIG nuts..
41 posted on 10/20/2003 12:01:19 PM PDT by JonathansMommie (An abortion doesn't make you "Un Pregnant" It makes you a mother of a dead Baby.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
This might sound like a stupid question but I'm trying to visualize it without much progress. If the man cuts off his penis and testicles, then how does he urinate? Sitting down I suppose. Also, is there something to urinate with and I'm guessing that his penis was cutoff to the torso?
42 posted on 10/20/2003 12:08:03 PM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Maybe the article got garbled--I would assume it would be the guy's creditors who did the cutting.
43 posted on 10/20/2003 12:08:05 PM PDT by The Great RJ
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Seeing as how Clinton cost the dem party the majority in the House, the Senate, Governships and state legislatures, why haven't his creditors helped us all out?

'I feel your pain!'
44 posted on 10/20/2003 12:13:39 PM PDT by Gothmog
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To: Fierce Allegiance
It would aid my analysis if I could see some jpegs of the prostitutes. (i'm keeeeding!)
45 posted on 10/20/2003 12:34:25 PM PDT by isom35
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To: Fierce Allegiance
His friends told him he didn't have the balls.
46 posted on 10/20/2003 12:37:05 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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47 posted on 10/20/2003 12:42:24 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
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To: Fierce Allegiance
He obviously misunderstood someone who said that he'd do just as well to cut of his nose to spite his face. He thought they said hose.
48 posted on 10/20/2003 12:43:38 PM PDT by Ghengis
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Dear Mr Mbtutnru:

Thank you for mailing us your genitals as a good-faith effort to settle your debts with the Tanzanian Mortgage Company. Below please find an updated account status:

Previous Balance: $ 287.

Payment Received: 1 shriveled penis; 2 dried testicles, 1 partial scrotum.
Value of Payment Received: $ 2.

Payment Processing Fee (Bio-Hazard Disposal Costs): $ 145.

Current Balance: $ 430. (287 - 2 + 145)

49 posted on 10/20/2003 2:08:30 PM PDT by sanchmo
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To: lilylangtree
Let's just hope there are some sympathetic urologists in Tanzania. I'd assume he's limited to sitting down from this point forward.
50 posted on 10/20/2003 2:24:55 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
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To: sanchmo
LOL. Take a bow - that's a GEM!
51 posted on 10/20/2003 6:50:40 PM PDT by navydad
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Hmmm, I don't think your sister had anything to do with it.
52 posted on 10/21/2003 5:03:58 AM PDT by GigaDittos (Bumper sticker: "Vote Democrat, it's easier than getting a job.")
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