Scientists find Jurassic Age dinosaur vomit

Netscape News ^ | Feb. 11, 2002

[PatrickHenry]

But shouldn't the Great Flood have diluted all the vomit?

My expertise is in vomit, not the Flood. But I think the proper explanation is this -- it's a miracle!

[longshadow]

But the crown jewel, Colt .45 Malt Liquor, was sold to Pabst, who obviously had the sheer financial muscle from its skyrocketing sales of Pabst Blue Ribbon."

Ah-ha! So they DID buy out Colt 45 after all!

Thanks for the update on that.

Now, I wonder whatever happened to "Big Cat"?????

[PatrickHenry]

Can't you just see this dinosaur, ill with a tummy ache, as it staggers around, groaning, and then finally it heaves its jurasic guts out. "Whew!" it sighs, "that feels much better." And then it looks up in the sky and sees the meteorite coming down ... kaboom! It's called "Having a bad day."

[AndrewC]

it heaves its jurasic guts out. "Whew!" it sighs, "that feels much better." And then it looks up in the sky and sees the meteorite coming down ... kaboom! It's called "Having a bad day."

That was one extremely long puke!