Prisoners vow `to kill an American' at U.S. base

Miami Herald ^ | Jauary 17, 2002 | CAROL ROSENBERG crosenberg@herald.com

[rockfish59]

their escape plan!

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Breakfast is bread, a bagel and cream cheese,

Overheard at breakfast:"You know, Mohammed, with a piece of lox and an onion, it wouldn't be bad."

[Cachelot]

to kill an American before they leave Guantanamo Bay

These morons just don't get it, do they? Who says they're going to leave? Except in a box?

[Cincinatus' Wife]

In limbo: Caged detainees await decisions

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Bump!

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Responding to press inquiries, Marine Maj. Steve Cox said guards told the prisoners which way was East,

Let's see, they are being held outdoors and, last I heard, the sun rises in the East. They must have missed that lecture.

[goldstategop]

to kill an American before they leave Guantanamo Bay

Make em shark bait so they won't kill Americans in Guantanamo Bay or anywhere else.

[Spruce]

These dinks really think they're hot s***! Reminds me of the Black Knight in Holy Grail.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

It's so nice to know they're getting three religious dietary sensitive meals.

[rockfish59]

sounds like
fail-yuh ta cmun 'cate!

[Cincinatus' Wife]

the sun rises in the East. They must have missed that lecture.

That's one the prisoners probably could have figured out themselves.
I expect the guards gave that tidbit to the press, who didn't know how it was done.

[goldstategop]

Responding to press inquiries, Marine Maj. Steve Cox said guards told the prisoners which way was East

They must have spent too many years blind as bats due to all that hanging around in dark gloomy caves to know when the sun comes up. No wonder they have no idea which way Mecca is facing.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Prisoners vow `to kill an American' at U.S. base

Perhaps we should house Johnny Walker over there. Would he qualify as an American? Could we at least send Jesse or Sharpton to break bread (bagels?) with their oppressed brothers?

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Perhaps we should house Johnny Walker over there.

I don't see why not. Castro can always find room for one more.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

These dinks really think they're hot s***!

I wouldn't turn my back on these murdering thugs. I hope we treat them will due "respect."

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Somehow the press seems to avoid certain aspects of Castro's Island Paradise. Those cells make me nostalgic for the Number 4 IRT train heading from Manhattan to The Bronx at about 5 pm.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Bump!

[unending thunder]

The bleeding heart liberals are complaining (via their underpaid and overworked lawyers) about their conditions.

Choose

A $hithole , wet, damp, cold, black, cave 5,000 metres up a mountain, living on rat $hit, being bombed by the biggest bombs the world has known or living in permanent sunshine in the Caribbean, fed watered with full sanitary facilities?

Let's find some caves in Nebraska and a few bags of rice.

[woofer]

It's so nice to know they're getting three religious dietary sensitive meals.

Yeah, but that Kosher Lunch has got to really burn their butts!

Bwahahahahaha!