"Black V" (High Time to INDICT DNC Chairman Terry McAullife!!)

Johnny Cash (w/ MUD ticklin' the ivories) ^ | 3 December 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Alamo-Girl]

LOL! You are waaaay too kind to me! Hugs!!!

Here's where to go to get a copy of Downside Legacy at Two Degrees of President Clinton - Missile Defense

[Landru]

That's be anyone's guess if the release time were geared to come out now, Mud; hell, I'm just a machine & an old one at that.
Off hand, I'm thinking it was released so people would order copies as gifts?
I have to say it'd make an excellent gift to a war-weary conservative...laughter being medicine for the soul, & all. ;^)
But let's face it; PShanklin's imitations of a Taliban Mullah singing (comlete with *accent*) was so damned funny I would NOT laugh; just so I wouldn't miss the context of the words in the story!!
K would love a tape of that, btw; of course, so would I.
And using the *new* computer I got for xmas?
~I could always burn *you* back a digital copy on CDROM.

...Twelve Days of Ramadan indeed!!

[stand watie]

because lincoln was a power-mad despot, tyrant, bloodthirsty killer as a young man AND a traitor to the spirit of the Constitution. that's why.

for dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"K would love a tape of that, btw; of course, so would I."

Consider it done, mi amigo...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...because lincoln was a power-mad despot, tyrant, bloodthirsty killer as a young man AND a traitor to the spirit of the Constitution."

Don't get testy with me, my FRiend...SHEEESH, I'm on yer side. I understand the "traitor to the spirit of the Constitution" part, as I believe States should have the right to secede from the Union if they so choose. However, I'm not sure I agree that Ol' Abe was really that "power-mad" and "bloodthirsty."

Anyway, thanks for chipping in and I look forward to your explanation as to Lincoln's "bloodthirsty power-madness."

Now, mi amigo, about that temper of yers, well, I guess we'll have to deal with that off-Forum!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Twelve Days of Justice"

On the first day of Justice...
John Ashcroft said to me:
McAuliffe's Guilt's Plain to See!!

On the second day of Justice...
Rush Limbaugh said to me:
T-Mac's a PUNK...etc.

On the third day of Justice...
My conscience said to me:
IMPRISON SLICK...etc.

On the forth day of Justice...
George Dubyuh said to me:
Right ain't Movin' On...etc.

On the fifth day of Justice...
Ronaldus said to me:
LIB'RALISM'S DEAD...etc.

On the sixth day of Justice...
Paul Shanklin sang to me:
Clinton's a Traitor...etc.

On the seventh day of Justice...
The Missuz said to me:
Mudboyz just a dimwit...etc.

On the eight day of Justice...
L. Klayman said to me:
LawSuits we're filin'...etc.

On the ninth day of Justice...
Gal FReepers sang with me:
Fine Ladies Dancing...etc.

On the tenth day of Justice...
John Ashcroft said to me:
Good Lord's a FReeper...etc.

On the eleventh day of Justice...
Left's Medyuh spat at me:
Peacenik Lib'rals Whinin'...etc.

On the Twelfth day of Justice...
The Centaurs sang with me:
Bold Mudboy's strummin'...etc.

This is only a first draft...

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

NO!!! I am William Wallace!!

"Jeff Jacoby: 'Permissive Parent's to Blame for Traitorous Son?!'

Gimme a break...parents need to do everything they can to see that their kids grow up with a basic morality and know Right from Wrong, but any kid who makes it to 21 years old can no longer blame anyone but themselves for whatever Crimes Against Humanity they commit!! Fry the Traitorous Bastard Child!!

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMMMM infers self-responsiblity...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Ballad of Mike Moran" (Artwork)

Hey Doug, can you possibly provide a link to the original song and lyrics of this wonderful work of yers?! My dad has been askin' what I've been up to with the Song FReepin' and I'd like to give him an example of what I'd like to one day be able to produce...MUDpappy lurks under Cyber-Band.

FReegards, y'all, yer doing the Lord's work...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Think how cool it would be if we used this Power of FReep fer something that mattered...like e-mailing, phone-calling, faxing, and snailmailing the Attorney General's Office--yes, OUR AG John Ashcroft--and relentlessly demanded to know why Terry McAuliffe had yet to be INDICTED for a long list of Felonies that we would have enumerated to him and his office literally THOUSANDS of times. Similarly, this Power of FReep could be utilized to go after ZigZagZell Miller of Georgia to demand an answer to the KEY QUESTION: "How can you call yerself a decent Senator of Georgia when you casually sit back and watch the DAMAGE being INFLICTED--by Majority Leader Daschle and the ANTI-AMERICAN Tom Leahy--upon this Country's Best Interests and our War on Terrorism?! Senator Miller, YOU have the Power to change that by simply changing YOUR Vote for Majority Leader...DO SO OR ELSE!!!!"

Hmmmmmmmmmm...MUD

Shall we begin a new FReeper Activist thread with all the appropriate contact info required to go after Ashcroft and Miller?! Could be fun, mis amigos de justicio.

[Snow Bunny]

I heard some of them on Rush's show, they are hilarous, so good !!:)

[sultan88]

Here's where to go to get a copy of Downside Legacy at Two Degrees of President Clinton - Missile Defense

I just ordered a copy for the sultan's personal library.
Thank's for the Link!

[Snow Bunny]

Good one ! Wow and for a first draft too, this is really good.

[Alamo-Girl]

Wow! Thank you oh so very, very much!!! Hugs!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Willie the Red-Necked Traitor"
(To be sung to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Willie the red-necked traitor...
Had a big ol' bulbous nose,
Snorted Coke like a vacuum,
Stuck it up his Intern Ho's.
All of the Noble FReepers,
Used to laugh and call Slick names.
We never let Left's Poltroons,
Fergit Slick's a Treas'nous Shame.

Then one snowy Justice Eve...
FReepers came to sing:
"Willie and yer Leftist Blight,
Shan't "MOVE ON" becuz We're Right!!"
Folks, DemRAT Lib'rals loved Slick,
But Right routed them fer FRee:
"Willie the Red-Necked Traitor...
You'll die in a Fed'ral Penitentiary!!!"

First draft...MUD

[sultan88]

MUD...
WOW! That's great. Makes me tingle. I'm still struggling with my version of the 12 Days of Justice.

The Sultan

[Snow Bunny]

In the spirit of Christmas tee hee........good one Mud!!!!

I like this new one too !!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Not really, my FRiend, let's solicit the assistance of the BrainTrust...

On the First Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to me...
And Slick in a Penitentiary!!

On the Second Day of Justice,
The Good Lord Gave to me...
Two Terms for Dubyuh...
and Slick in a Penitentiary!!

On the Third Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to me:
Three more Right-Wing Jurists...
Two Terms for Dubyuh...
and Slick in a Penitentiary!!

On the Fourth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to me:
Four.........?!!

Let's take it from here, mis amigos...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"In the spirit of Christmas..."

Yes, my FRiend, JessieLee just said today, "Daddy, wouldn't it be wunnerful if it was [Justice] Season ALL YEAR LONG?!!"

To which I humbly answered, "Yes, my Sweet...and so it shall be!!"

Right'sWinnin', folks, and Slick Willie's goin' to the HOOSEGOW!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Woodstock II"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")

Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...

Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"

We are starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!

Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's burnin'...
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Them Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!

We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!

Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!

Mudboy Slim
20 September 2000

When shall we convene again fer MFLIII?!

Name the date and I shall make the arrangements...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Clinton's Conspiracy to Commit Murder..."

Slick Willie's a sumbich, ain't he?!

FReegards...MUD