Posted on 11/29/2001 9:27:31 AM PST by UB355
If Kensington shoots the easter bunny (presumably with a crossbow; Kensington seems kinda iffy about guns as well), could somebody tell the rest of us if he tastes like chocolate?
Ergo, merely calling it a tree...
I read on another thread that the two families were Jewish, so maybe they don't want to name names so as not to torture people with such like Feinstein, Schumer, or Dershowitz.
Actually, Kensington is a beautiful place. When the cherry blossoms are out on the mall in Washington, they are also out in Kensington. Too bad all that natural beauty has to be soiled by petty politicians. Those of us here in Fairfax County, Virginia can see the troubling implications of bloated government that comes from the richest counties. As for the chocolate, you will have to wait. The image of Easter that comes to mind is of another death.
Understood. Perhaps your church could reenact that event in front of city hall; that would REALLY piss 'em off! :-)
would really tweak the PC crowd
Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus going on before.
Christ, the royal Master, leads against the foe;
Forward into battle see His banners go!
Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus going on before.
At the sign of triumph Satan’s host doth flee;
On then, Christian soldiers, on to victory!
Hell’s foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
Sisters lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus going on before.
Like a mighty army moves the church of God;
Sisters, we are treading where the saints have trod.
We are not divided, all one body we,
One in hope and doctrine, one in charity.
Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus going on before.
What the saints established that I hold for true.
What the saints believèd, that I believe too.
Long as earth endureth, we the faith will hold,
Kingdoms, nations, empires, in destruction rolled.
Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus going on before.
Crowns and thrones may perish, kingdoms rise and wane,
But the church of Jesus constant will remain.
Gates of hell can never gainst that church prevail;
We have Christ’s own promise, and that cannot fail.
Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus going on before.
Onward then, ye people, join our happy throng,
Blend with ours your voices in the triumph song.
Glory, laud and honor unto Christ the King,
This through countless ages men and angels sing.
Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus going on before.
HOLIDAY TREE?
What Holiday would that be? Couldn't be CHRISTmas...Maybe it's a Ramadan-a-ding-dong tree? nah, trees don't fast part of the day...a Kwanza tree? nah, wrong colours...
Oh, I know....must be a Doc Holliday Tree.
Oh, Mayor...I'm your huckleberry....
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