Posted on 09/13/2004 11:37:20 PM PDT by SAMWolf
Good morning Mayor. I've been meaning to thank you for providing the links you do. For a lazy person like me it helps. I think I'm too busy to read but you provide a way for me to read some scripture everyday. :-)
Good morning manna.
LOL. I'm thinking someone should create slipper's that look like tanks. I could wear them on Tuesdays. :-)
Good morning feather.
Army Rabble Rousers flag-o-gram bump!
Wow, that's an expensive phone call. Just think how many shoes that could buy over time. :-)
Hi there Colonel. We are well, glad to see you are too. The patch is cool. Can't afford to have them made but I could turn it into a bumper sticker!
"Simple Man!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")
His mama told Bill...when he was young,
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son...
My life's been wasted...on boyz who play...
So, please, don't you cheat...you will thank me...GoodGuyz Don't Stray!!
Ah, yes...
Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!!
Her legs are stumps...and her A$$ is phat!!
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son, is Ol' Chi-ca-go SCUM!!
Slick, Life is simple...have a plan...
Ohh, be someone...folks trust, then yer a Man!!
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can?!
Forsake yer lust...fer the ChinaMan's Gold...
Don't lust fer Power...it corrupts yer soul!!
Slick, you can do this, if you try...
All that I want fer yopu, my son...is to say, "I NEVER LIED!!"
Slick, be a symbol...make yer stand!!
Bill, serve yer Country...if yer called to Viet Nam!!
Willie, Life is simple...fer a Man...
You've been blessed Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Slick said, "I WILL!!"
(Conservativemusician, BigMan, and DiscoDave jammin' on guitars)
You know the story...Slick loved hisself!!
Bill's Lust Fer Power...eclipsed all else!!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and Slick LIED!!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!
Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's [a] symbol...NewWorldMan!!
Good folks, don't let this...ChiComWhore's...TREASON Stand!!
Willie, yer a simple, weak GirleyMan...
You are "GUILTY!!"...time to pay the Band...
Mudboy Slim
Fifty...MUD
Good morning, my friend!
A very impressive patch indeed. I could put it on my car and dare some lefty to key it. Wonder if they'd get the reference?
Have a wonderful day :)
i believe ALL the MARRIED/formerly married men will get the message w/o the tag!!!!
NOTE to all the UNmarried men out there:
"judyjudyjudy" said last night that the UNmarried men were OUTNUMBERED about SIX to ONE by UNmarried females on the ship!!!!!
that is what we used to call a TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT!!!!
free dixie,sw
rotflmRao!
free dixie,sw
Snippy, I have to be out for several hours this afternoon. I'll check in when I get back.
Guess the Navy figured it didn't need that type of shell for it's targeting needs.
10 dollars a minute! the term "Piracy" comes to mind.
Free Dixie!
Morning Colonel.
We're doing fine, hope you're ok.
Gotta love that attitude. History Channel just did a 2 hour special on the War of 1812, although they glossed over the Naval battles they did hit the main land battles. They covered Fort McHenry and the Battle of Baltimore pretty well.
< She gives Al Capone a bad name. ;-)
HildaBeast'08 FReegards...MUD
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