Graham decides to go on the attack (And Goes From Merely Eccentric To Flat Out NUTS!!!)

Miami Herald ^ | September 16, 2003 | PETER WALLSTEN

[.cnI redruM]

Someone slipped something into his Gatorade. Something that really doesn't mix too safely with geritol.

[.cnI redruM]

Someone slipped something into his Gatorade. Something that really doesn't mix too safely with geritol.

[alnick]

2:37 PM: Shaved two more strokes on right. That was bothering me all day.

[At _War_With_Liberals]

[cyncooper]

Your senator is acting up...

What a nut!

(Was listening to Medved briefly the other day and he was talking about that dem "debate" and listed the candidates in order of repugnance. Sharpton was worst on his list, then Graham. I was surprised that Graham beat out Kucinich and Mosely-Braun on his list, but maybe not...)

[cyncooper]

Your senator is acting up...

What a nut!

(Was listening to Medved briefly the other day and he was talking about that dem "debate" and listed the candidates in order of repugnance. Sharpton was worst on his list, then Graham. I was surprised that Graham beat out Kucinich and Mosely-Braun on his list, but maybe not...)

[cyncooper]

Oops....double post.

[Tarl]

I think he's upset that Clark is going to be everyones favorite VP...thus eliminating any value Grahm might have had. I'm sure he was hoping to "hitch a ride" with someone as their VP wishing the lure of valuable Florida would be enough for a free ride.

[EllaMinnow]

It's okay to double-post about Graham - he's double-weird and double-evil.

[PJ-Comix]

It's okay to double-post about Graham - he's double-weird and double-evil.

And double-HILARIOUS!!! I got a big laugh when Graham at the last debate froze completely when the first of the LaRouche hecklers started screaming. It was like his mind was short-circuited leaving the Graham body to stare straight ahead like a robot. Only Sharpton knew how to react to the hecklers.

[pankot]

Graham's a cracker.

[PJ-Comix]

Graham's a cracker.

Also a dinasaur. Nobody born and raised in Dade County for at least the past 40 years sounds at all like Graham. Long gone are the days when you would sound like a Southern Cracker due to being raised in the Miami area.

[leprechaun9]

Hey numb nuts Graham - the people of the United States are the landlords. Take your eviction notice and put it on your person where the sun never shines!

[floriduh voter]

You know, I think when Graham got his bypass, they implanted a "chip" in his head. I don't know who's running the satellite GPS system that's controlling Bionic-Bob.

[floriduh voter]

Meet Bionic-Bob. Controlled by satellite tracking.

[floriduh voter]

Is Bob gonna auction off Dubya's cattle too? I'd like to see that. LOL That good ld boy ain't right. Teched in the head.

Now in the old days, he had the DOT re-draw the interstate so that they would have to BUY LAND from his family. Major conflict of interest but that was then, now he's just plain Bionic-Bob.

[Spyder]

From Dave Barry's column this weekend: Read the rest of it here

Let me say this to my fellow news mediums: When we decide to pick a new front-runner, we should take a hard look at Florida Sen. Bob ''Bob'' Graham. Really. I've known Sen. Graham for more than 20 years, during which I've interviewed him on a number of issues, and I've always found his answers to be thought-provoking. The specific thought they provoke is: ''Huh?''

Here's a true example. Ten years ago, I found out that the last remaining accordion-repair training program in the United States, located in Winona, Minn., was closing, leaving our nation's vital accordion resources dangerously dependent on foreigners. I called Sen. Graham's office, and he got on the phone personally. In rapid succession, he made the following statements, which I swear I am not making up:

• ''Just last night I ate at an Italian restaurant which, like thousands of other Italian restaurants across America, is now without music, because their accordion is in disrepair and has been returned from Winona, Minn., with postage due.''

• ''We are preparing an anti-dumping order against Liechtenstein, which has become the center of accordion repair on a global basis and has developed some ferociously anti-competitive practices.''

• ''I don't know whether the actual use of nuclear weapons is called for, but I do think we need a credible military threat.''

Back when Graham was governor of Florida, I asked him what he planned to do about the issue of harmonica safety. Without hesitation, he gave a two-minute speech, with statistics, proving that all of Florida's harmonica-related deaths were actually the fault of the previous governor. Really. And now he's running for president! If we in the news media don't do all we can to promote this man's campaign, we are even stupider than I thought.

[Jonathan]

"I created 1.4 million jobs in Florida and I will do it again for America."

But NONE of them were for either accordian repair technicians or harmonica safety guards. What is up with that?!?!?

[Ann Archy]

During the Harkin weenie roast Graham was positioned right behind Bill Clinton - so as Clintoon yapped, Graham's bulbous head bobbed back and forth and swayed. His face looked a little purple and the shadows under his eyes and nose gave hima mask-like appearance. He didnt smile or change facial exprerssion for 15 minutes of prime-time coverage. I was getting creeped out and then my 15 yo daughter walked by the TV, glanced at it and squawked - Who is THAT!?! This assured me that I was not hallucinatin
What a creepy dude.
saw that also....Amen....what a CREEPY DUDE. How anyone ever thought he was smart is beyond me.