Man charged with offering woman tires for sex

Atlanta Journal- Constitution ^ | 9.10.03

[melsec]

So did she give him the tyres ..... Oooops wrong way round!

[null and void]

All these posts, and no one said all he was doing was offering free mounting...

[DeFault User]

He wanted extra "favors" for the balancing.

My take was that she wanted the tires but not the mounting.

[ChemistCat]

Wow. Type in something, it doesn't seem to post, come back later and try again, and holy smoke, you've informed the world very well that in one's wild 20s, a mechanic took an interest in one.

Sorry about that folks!

[monkeyshine]

Police say the 25-year-old Athens woman decided not to buy the tires from Mulligan at Tires Plus because she thought they were too expensive.

Why didn't she just put them on lay away?

[DeFault User]

Wow. Type in something, it doesn't seem to post, come back later and try again, and holy smoke, you've informed the world very well that in one's wild 20s, a mechanic took an interest in one.

Likely story, likely story. You let loose with a little confession, a stream of consciousness...and now you're trying to backpeddle. Come on, tell us about the valve job and the engine overhaul. Inquiring mimes want to know. ;o)

[Kay Soze]

We had a guy in the White House that offered Cigars for Sex.

He didn't get arrested.

Tires are more valuable and can be used to get to work.

[Born Conservative]

In response to posts 63-65:

ech·o·la·li·a ( P ) Pronunciation Key (k-ll-)
n.
1.Psychiatry. The immediate and involuntary repetition of words or phrases just spoken by others, often a symptom of autism or some types of schizophrenia.
2.An infant's repetition of the sounds made by others, a normal occurrence in childhood development.

[new cruelty]

Because so much is riding on your tires...

[sandydipper]

Mulligan will win his court battle: Defense attorney askes "Do you know for sure the man who telephoned you was my client Mr. Mulligan?" Ans: "Uh no". Case dismissed.

[cajungirl]

I just knew someone would say that!!!

[RipSawyer]

"I just knew someone would say that!!!"

Well, it was a dirty job but somebody HAD to do it.

[ChemistCat]

When a computer does it, I think it's called a "loop."

You CAN'T blame THIS multiple post on me! (Not this one, anyway.)

[meyer]

Just for future reference if you ever find yourself with a bad tranny and no money, don't put out until after it's back together! :-)

If I find myself with any tranny, I'm not going to put out - I'm going to get out... FAST!!

[meyer]

Your neck of the woods? :)

[SandyEgo]

Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store.

At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf as she was waiting for Joe Bob to finish waiting on a customer. When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot?

Joe Bob replied "That's silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed. She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob went to the backroom to find a hinge.

From the backroom Joe Bob yelled "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

To which Mary Louise replied "No, but I will for the teapot."

[BossLady]

I guess the guy thought he was working for 'Jiffy Lube'....:o

(I had to say it.....lol)

[Gulf War One]

She said she wanted tires. If she'd needed a crankshaft, she would have gone to Pep Boys.

[cajungirl]

Wonder what she would have to do to get her battery charged or jump started?? Tee hee.

[Gulf War One]

Get her "juiced"?