Barbie Deemed Threat to Saudi Morality

NW Cable News ^ | 09/09/03 | Staff Writer

[Nachum]

So I guess the Linda Lovelace doll with the vibrating mouth would be out of the question...

[Alouette]

How about these IDF GI Joe dolls?

[Politicalmom]

My husband just said "Is that because they don't come with bruises??"

[hoosierskypilot]

should not have the developed body of a woman

Yea, well I got news for ya, mohammed, Barbie doesn't have the body of a developed woman, either. Her figure is anatomically impossible for a human. Couldn't walk upright.

I'll write real slow so you can understand. "It's a toy!"

[AKA Elena]

In no way was I condoning the injustices (to put it mildly) of that sector of the Muslim world -- but Barbie (I was a young parent in the sixties) was and is offensive and is a sign of the slipping care, concentration and brain washing as far as those good old "things of a child" -- in today's "offerings" to children from education, to toys, to movies and on and on and on and on.

[Arkady]

Air-lift Barbie Now! How fast can we get 10 million of these Western-G.I. Janes ready and shipped for combat? Does Rumsfeld know it is this easy to rattle the enemy? We can bankrupt them by forcing them to buy veil-accessories. Talk about your stealth-bombs, we got stealth-boobs!

[Conservative4Ever]

We can bankrupt them by forcing them to buy veil-accessories.

Forget veil-accessories.....one muslim wedding with bridal jewelery and we would own the country. Go Barbie!!

Red

[Conservative4Ever]

Kelly has been deep, deep, deep undercover...I forgot about her.

Red

[Mr. Mojo]

Is there anything that isn't Jewish, to these Islamic barbarians?

The Holy Land.

[Conservative4Ever]

I really like your idea. Mattel to donate Barbie for the war cause. An already scheduled flight over SA, hell we dropped flyers by the thousands didn't we? Now the secret weapon Barbie. Eeexxxxcellent!! [rubbing hands together like Monty Burns]

Red

[Salman]

Gotta love Google, part II...

Well it's the right hat, but Barbie is a lot better looking than Bella Abzug.

Back when Bella was running for congress in my old neighborhood her loud female supporters called themselves "Bella boosters". Really.

[Arkady]

Yeah, that's what i was thinking...like when we donated rubber, etc to help with the war-effort, only now it's molded plastic.
Seriously, I think we've struck a nerve here...they fear Barbie and Brittany more than ballistics and bayonnets. Instead of Radio-Free Europe, we should try reality-tv behind the veil-curtain. I know that kind of programming would weaken my resolve!
Hey, a fun-post, there's been some great fodder here for assaulting the enemy.
Plus, you know that hillary has to be targeting bill's barbie-collection for the gulag, now more than ever.

[Helms]

FOX News referenced this article this am w/ John Scott. Interesting coincidence.

Personally I cannot wait till the Saudi’s get their very own Abercrombie and Fitch.

[Barbie]

Jewish Barbie

*WINK*

[dighton]

... booking the next flight to Reykjavik ...

;-)

[Barbie]

I'll be at the ~burrr~ ~burrr~ beach! ;-)

[WaterDragon]

No wonder we're stomping the terrorists. They (including the Saudis) are terrified of little girls' dollies.

[FreedomCalls]

From "The Authority for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices." website on things forbidden in Saudi Arabia:

The enemies of Islam want to invade us with all possible means, and therefore they have circulated among us this doll, which spreads deterioration of values and moral degeneracy among our girls." On the photo, under the heading "The Jewish Doll," is a story titled "The Strange Request." The story reads: "One girl said to her mother: 'Mother, I want jeans and a shirt open at the top, like Barbie's!!' The dolls of the Jewish Barbie in her naked garb [sic], their disgraceful appearance, and their various accessories are a symbol of the dissolution of values in the West. We must fully comprehend the danger in them.

[sheik yerbouty]

and that first cousin may be her most distant relative!

[goldstategop]

If a million of a lovely Jewish woman I know could be wrapped head to toe in a burqa and shipped to Saudi Arabia, the Saudi fanatics could fall like SARS victims did or better yet, snap out of their Dark Ages mindset. Maybe then they'll accept the fact even Barbie's a lesser evil.