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Man's horror firecracker injuries - (Explosives in Buttocks are bad)
Mercury ^ | September 3, 2003 | MEGAN LEVY

Posted on 09/05/2003 6:35:54 AM PDT by Damocles


Man's horror firecracker injuries
By MEGAN LEVY
September 3, 2003

AN horrific firecracker accident which left an Illawarra man incontinent and unable to have sex has prompted warnings from police and health authorities.

The 26-year-old man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks.

An ambulance was called to Dapto's Reed Park about 2.30am on August 10 after reports that the man was haemorrhaging from the buttocks. He was transported to Wollongong Hospital in a serious but stable condition, and he is expected to remain in hospital for several months.

The man suffered extensive injuries from the explosion and required emergency surgery. He now has a colostomy and a catheter, and is sexually dysfunctional.

He will be assessed by a colorectal surgeon to determine whether his injuries can be corrected.

Illawarra Health emergency surgeon Dr Robert McCurdie, who operated on the man when he was taken to Wollongong Hospital, likened the man's condition to "a war injury".

Dr McCurdie said he believed the man had stumbled while the firecracker was in his buttocks, and fell down on it.

"By virtue of the fact that the explosion was confined in an upward direction, it went up into his pelvis, blasted a great hole in the pelvis, ruptured the urethra, injured muscles in the floor of the pelvis which rendered him incontinent.

"His pelvis was also fractured," Dr McCurdie said.

He said he had never seen a similar injury to the genital area before.

"I have seen instances ... where people have tried to remove items from their rectum and rupture the sphincter muscles, but not anything like this," he said.

It is not known whether the man had been imitating the cult prankster film Jackass, a hit in the United States.

In the low-budget film, the men place firecrackers in their buttocks and they shoot into the air.

They also stick toy cars up their buttocks, snort wasabi and apply electrical muscle stimulators to their genitals.

The movie carries a warning not to imitate the actions.

Dr McCurdie said young people were particularly susceptible to imitating movies like Jackass.

"I think films like that can influence people, particularly younger people," he said.

"Firecrackers really are quite dangerous. In years gone by, firecrackers were in common usage and people were always warned about how to use them. Now the authorities have taken over and public displays are common."

Acting Senior Sergeant John Klepczarek said police received reports every year about injuries caused by firecrackers, which are illegal in NSW.

While some injuries were minor, he said in some cases people received severe burns and fingers had been lost.

"The warnings are out there for a reason. People still have the mentality it won't happen to them, but it does," he said.

The danger with movies like Jackass, he said, was that some people were tempted to try the stunts at home.

"They're putting themselves at risk, and other people.

"We do caution people strongly against following these acts," he said.

This story was found at: http://illawarramercury.com.au/articles/2003/09/03/1062515432209.html


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Good lord...

I gather this is from New South Wales, Australia

1 posted on 09/05/2003 6:35:54 AM PDT by Damocles
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To: mhking
You've GOT to see this!
2 posted on 09/05/2003 6:36:17 AM PDT by Damocles (sword of...)
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To: Damocles
I think it would be literally correct to call this guy a flaming a**hole.
3 posted on 09/05/2003 6:37:38 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Vic3O3; cavtrooper21
Warning! Do not drink anything while reading this!

Semper Fi
4 posted on 09/05/2003 6:38:59 AM PDT by dd5339 (Lookout Texas, here we freaking are!)
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To: Damocles
That wasn't a firecracker - that was a stick of dynamite.
5 posted on 09/05/2003 6:39:06 AM PDT by skeeter (Fac ut vivas)
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To: Damocles
New South Wales

New South Wails.

6 posted on 09/05/2003 6:39:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("South," in a manner of speaking.)
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To: Damocles
The lights are on, but nobody is home.
8 posted on 09/05/2003 6:40:09 AM PDT by Spruce
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To: Damocles
I don't know if you could call it an upside, but the fact that this guy can't reproduce is probably a blessing in disguise...
9 posted on 09/05/2003 6:41:11 AM PDT by IncPen
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To: skeeter
No doubt. I've had firecrackers explode in my hand and in my lap (while sitting down) and suffered no permanent injuries. Must have been an M-80 or something....
10 posted on 09/05/2003 6:41:37 AM PDT by Indrid Cold
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To: Damocles
I believe that in Jackass (I have a teenage son and thus have seen all of them) the boys stuck bottle rockets in their butts and shot them at each other. This sounds like the guy shoved an M-80 up his ass.
11 posted on 09/05/2003 6:42:09 AM PDT by RonF
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To: Damocles
and unable to have sex

The gene pool is a little cleaner today.

12 posted on 09/05/2003 6:43:04 AM PDT by putupon (Wake up and smell the RINOs.)
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To: Damocles
Darwin award nominee...
13 posted on 09/05/2003 6:43:48 AM PDT by theDentist (Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
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To: Damocles
Perhaps the man can do public service announcements to discourage others from this practice
14 posted on 09/05/2003 6:43:51 AM PDT by woofie
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To: dd5339
Do not have a mouthful of food either.

Part of my breakfeast taco is now on the screen

15 posted on 09/05/2003 6:43:53 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Clone Ann Coulter, the woman sent by God)
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To: Damocles
Gives a whole new meaning to the old phrase:

"Blow it out your A$$!"

16 posted on 09/05/2003 6:44:11 AM PDT by bedolido (A Riddle inside a Conundrum within a Parable surrounded by an Enigma)
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To: Damocles
Officials at the ACME Fireworks Company were unavailable for comment. When reached at his Hollywood home, Wile E. Coyote also declined to make a statement.
17 posted on 09/05/2003 6:46:00 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: andrew_marczyk
LOL Darwin award?

I do believe he qualifies since he can no longer reproduce...

18 posted on 09/05/2003 6:46:07 AM PDT by Damocles (sword of...)
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To: Damocles
All I can say is my a$$ burns, my a$$ burns..... How stupid can people be????????????????? I think this takes the cake in stupidity and still alive to tell about it.
19 posted on 09/05/2003 6:46:18 AM PDT by CajunConservative
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To: GreenHornet
ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20 posted on 09/05/2003 6:50:54 AM PDT by BlessedBeGod
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