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Man's horror firecracker injuries - (Explosives in Buttocks are bad)
Mercury ^
| September 3, 2003
| MEGAN LEVY
Posted on 09/05/2003 6:35:54 AM PDT by Damocles
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Good lord...
I gather this is from New South Wales, Australia
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:35:54 AM PDT
by
Damocles
To: mhking
You've GOT to see this!
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:36:17 AM PDT
by
Damocles
(sword of...)
To: Damocles
I think it would be literally correct to call this guy a flaming a**hole.
To: Vic3O3; cavtrooper21
Warning! Do not drink anything while reading this!
Semper Fi
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:38:59 AM PDT
by
dd5339
(Lookout Texas, here we freaking are!)
To: Damocles
That wasn't a firecracker - that was a stick of dynamite.
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:39:06 AM PDT
by
skeeter
(Fac ut vivas)
To: Damocles
New South Wales New South Wails.
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:39:45 AM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
("South," in a manner of speaking.)
To: Damocles
The lights are on, but nobody is home.
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:40:09 AM PDT
by
Spruce
To: Damocles
I don't know if you could call it an upside, but the fact that this guy can't reproduce is probably a blessing in disguise...
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:41:11 AM PDT
by
IncPen
To: skeeter
No doubt. I've had firecrackers explode in my hand and in my lap (while sitting down) and suffered no permanent injuries. Must have been an M-80 or something....
To: Damocles
I believe that in Jackass (I have a teenage son and thus have seen all of them) the boys stuck bottle rockets in their butts and shot them at each other. This sounds like the guy shoved an M-80 up his ass.
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:42:09 AM PDT
by
RonF
To: Damocles
and unable to have sexThe gene pool is a little cleaner today.
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:43:04 AM PDT
by
putupon
(Wake up and smell the RINOs.)
To: Damocles
Darwin award nominee...
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:43:48 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
To: Damocles
Perhaps the man can do public service announcements to discourage others from this practice
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:43:51 AM PDT
by
woofie
To: dd5339
Do not have a mouthful of food either.
Part of my breakfeast taco is now on the screen
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:43:53 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Clone Ann Coulter, the woman sent by God)
To: Damocles
Gives a whole new meaning to the old phrase:
"Blow it out your A$$!"
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:44:11 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(A Riddle inside a Conundrum within a Parable surrounded by an Enigma)
To: Damocles
Officials at the ACME Fireworks Company were unavailable for comment. When reached at his Hollywood home, Wile E. Coyote also declined to make a statement.
To: andrew_marczyk
LOL Darwin award? I do believe he qualifies since he can no longer reproduce...
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posted on
09/05/2003 6:46:07 AM PDT
by
Damocles
(sword of...)
To: Damocles
All I can say is my a$$ burns, my a$$ burns..... How stupid can people be????????????????? I think this takes the cake in stupidity and still alive to tell about it.
To: GreenHornet
ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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