Memo to Fox: Hire Al Franken (Coulter mentioned)

BusinessWeek Onlin ^ | Thu Sep 4, 8:29 AM ET | By Ciro Scotti

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If this author is going to talk about someone losing it, he should probably try watching Al Franken on tv sometime:

Al Franken Flips Out on CNN (link to transcript inside)

"I am the co-host of this show. I am the co-host of this show. I am the co-host of this show. Let me say one thing. I am the co-host of this show. I get to say this. Now, Dick Cheney ..."

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doofus noun : (slang) An incompetent, foolish, or stupid person.

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

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For comparison sake, Mrs. Bill Clinton's book Revisionist History currently has Amazon.com Sales Rank: 92.

Seems that Queen Hillary has slipped much farther than Ms. Coulter.

Never trust a rat to paint an honest picture of any situation.

[bolobaby]

Do we have total sale estimates of Treason vs. Livid History?

[kevkrom]

Why not a political shouting show that pits Franken against one of Fox's conservative firebrands?

Because Fox doesn't want their ratings to look like CNN's, perhaps?

[weegee]

Why not give Alan Keyes a gig on CNN? Why does the right always have to give an inch? Especially in the big media game?

The libs ask Rush Limbaugh to give "equal time" but as he declares, he is equal time.

What was the last conservative program you heard on NPR or Pacifica?

[nutmeg]

Right now, the most liberal among all the conservative voices on Fox is Alan Colmes of Hannity & Colmes.

Huh? This sentence leaves you with the impression that Colmes is the only liberal at FNC.

The following flaming liberals are on the payroll of Fox News (and make regular appearances): Alan Colmes, Greta Van Sustern, Susan Estrich, Ellis Henican, Eleanor Clift, Geraldo Rivera, David Corn, Geraldine Ferraro, Mara Liasson, Juan Williams, Ellen Ratner, Gregg Hymowitz...

These are just a FEW of them that I can name off the top of my head.

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[Keith in Iowa]

>> If I wrote a book called "Live from New York, It's Saturday Night and Al Franken still sucks" I suspect that NBC would want me to change the title as well.

You need to change the part after 'and' to: 'Al Franken is a steaming turd.'

[lawgirl]

You can't put AL Franken on TV because he goes insane. He can't stand anyone disagreeing with him and he gets loud and asinine.

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[DTwistedSisterS]

How come you are a satirist if you rip on the right, but, if you rip on the left, you are full of hate and deserve to be burned in effigy?

[Doctor Raoul]

Al Franken is a weenie. At the Hilton, he harasses Alan Colmes and then later is seen nursing a nose bleed in the hallway.

When Alan Colmes kicks ypur ass, you win "Pussy of the Year" hands down.

[Doctor Raoul]

These are just a FEW of them that I can name off the top of my head.

How many liberals can you fit on the pin of a head?

Or was that angels on the head of a pin?

[foreverfree]

bump

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the heads up!