This is the Presidential platform on which I will run.
LAZ IN 2004!
Well, you asked for it, towelhead.
1-Two of our buildings went down, two of your countries went down.
2-The taliban have been expelled from power in Afghanistan, and the Great Satan is there to make sure they don't come back.
3-Osama bin Laden is incommunicado, no doubt living in a cave, most of his men are DEAD.
4-The mastermind of 9-11, in custody, and singing like a canary. Your Indonesian terror general, ditto.
5-Iraq has fallen, Saddam is on the run, and both possible successors are dead. The Great Satan now sits smack dab in the middle of the Middle East, this time unafraid to be constable, and has no more need of the Saudis.
6-You have succeeded in turning a large part of both countries against you, as they now have a whif of what their lives can be like without you.
7-You have succeeded in putting the current regime in Iran between a rock and a hard place. They are not appreciative.
8-The families of the 19 hijackers are ashamed, because the actions of their sons have brought the Great Satan to their homeland, and their neighbors know this, no matter what you try to tell them.
9-The "Arab street", once ululating in triumph at the sight of our dead, now mourn their own, and, having witnessed with shock as their biggest and baddest was humiliatingly smitten, now quietly caution restraint on your part.
10-And what has happened on American soil since 9-11? Nothing.