USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Guest Military Chaplain Service and Sunday Liberty ~ August 10 2003

Guest Military Chaplin and FRiends of the Canteen

[Soaring Feather]

Subject: Simplified Language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European nation rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

[Soaring Feather]

WORDS!!

[MoJo2001]

(Click on each of the fireworks for something special Thanks to Ma for the graphics!Hehehe!)

WELCOME HOME 2LT RADIX JR!
 

 

[tomkow6]

John Jacob Jungle-Himmer Smith

[MoJo2001]

God Bless you and your brave family armymarinemom! The candle in my window will go out when the last of our troops has come home. Until then, the light is on!! *HUGS*

[Soaring Feather]

Friend of yours Tomkow??

[MoJo2001]

WOOHOO! You are absolutely correct Diva!!

[MoJo2001]

Good morning, Bro! What'cha doing??

I have to be on my best behavior in two weeks. My mom is coming! Woohoo! (Yep! My dad is coming to, but he's going fishing with my boys!)

[minor49er]

Hi tomkow!
Gotten into any trouble yet today?

[Soaring Feather]

And so are you and The Goddess.

[MoJo2001]

Gregory Hines

Has left this Earth to check in with God.
May he rest in peace.
MoJo is saddened by this one. I didn't always agree with his politics, but loved his dancing!

 

[MoJo2001]

I love these riddles!! Woohoo!

[minor49er]

I got 3 riddles for you guys. Here they are:

1. cannot be seen, cannot be felt
cannot be heard, cannot be smelt,
It lies behind stars and under hills,
and empty holes it fills.
It comes first, follows after,
ends life, kills laughter.

2.A box without hinges, key, or lid,
yet golden treasure inside is hid.

3. Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.

[MoJo2001]

Mouse over to get my answer for the first one!

Darkness or The Dark

[minor49er]

What do you mean by mouse over?

[TexasCowboy]

Good morning to all!

I know it's Sunday, but I'm not through posting music yet!

For your Sunday morning listening pleasure:

[MoJo2001]

Below what I typed, you will find my answer. Just hold the left click and move your mouse over the answer.

[MoJo2001]

No sooner spoken
than broken.
(This is something MoJo can't do!LOL!)

[MoJo2001]

Good afternoon, TC!! Wow! I love the Judds and so does Ma!! Woohoo! Thank you! You always brighten my day. *HUGS*

[MoJo2001]

2.A box without hinges, key, or lid,
yet golden treasure inside is hid.

The hubby got this one. It's an EGG.