Gary Coleman's Campaign Platform - proposes decisive action on the problems of California

East Bay Express ^ | August 6, 2003 | Chris Thompson

[Willie Green]

Coleman will finally implement that great populist dream, the flat tax. And hey, his tax rate's just 5 percent;
One of my dreams is to have California build its first desalinization plant and give them free water.
So I would actually cut back on the buses and encourage more express buses." His solution? More light rail, of course.

Cool!

I already committed my vote to Gary before I knew where he stood on the issues.
He's actually doing pretty good here!
I bet I could talk him into more nuclear power plants and Maglev,
but he's gonna have to dump the queers and dopers.

But so far, not too shabby!

If he doesn't win in California, send him over here to Nevada. We got a tax-raising RINO governor that needs dumping and Gary just might be the right ticket!

[Akira]

You've got to love a guy who enters the race and immediately announces he's voting for somebody else (Arnold). Little Arnold Drummond running for Governor, you've got to love this country.

Oschisms: thanks for the laugh.

[Indrid Cold]

"If there's one class of people Gary Coleman despises, it's career politicians who play games with our tax dollars, while the little guy gets diddly-squat."

Sounds like a personal problem to me. Seriously, though, is this a news story or an advertisement?