Are Saddam's Sons Alive? They may be equally dead or alive (Actual Title)

Pravda ^ | 07/25/03 | Nikita Petrov

[PISANO]

It may be so that Americans feared that Uday and Qusay would tell a lot about the relations between Baghdad and Washington

There you have it. The cover up because GW was in bed with Sadaam and his sons. A slight twist on Moore's in bed with the Saudis movie due out in time for the next elections.

I thought conspiracy theories abounded during X42's time in office, but this is getting silly.

[Cicero]

Russia has issued a steady stream of propaganda against our Iraqi war effort. No doubt some of it is because they were long-time patrons of Iraq. They had large economic interests and loans which they may never recover. And they are probably jealous because we cleaned up so fast in Afghanistan and Iraq while they were unable to deal with similar problems in Afghanistan and Chechnya.

[ohioWfan]

LOL! Maybe the translator was imbibing too much vodka too!

[Treebeard]

Yeah, but didn't the 101st "collapse their wave function" earlier this week?

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

I understand that Boeing has plans to contract with a Russian firm to have them write maintenance manuals for their planes in the future. If so, I fully expect to start seeing Boeing planes plummeting from the sky on a routine basis.

[L.N. Smithee]

From rednecks to Red Square, kooks are kooks.

[beckett]

Idiotarianism written by a rank amateur.

[nothingnew]

This writing is what abusing vodka gets you.

FMCDH

[EternalVigilance]

I suggest antidepressants and lots of bed rest for the author...if that doesn't help, perhaps electroshock.

[hellinahandcart]

Okay, I have a theory that an essential element is missing on our part. We have to abuse vodka before we read it, so we're on the same page as the author.

[wideminded]

Modern inquest methods would help Americans learn much information firsthand.

Our Constitution puts limits on the use of these "modern inquest methods".

[nothingnew]

We have to abuse vodka before we read it, so we're on the same page as the author.

OK...I'll start now and re-read in about, um, 3 hours.

FMCDH

[rmlew]

There is no truth in Truth and no news in News.

[tsmith130]

There ain't enough Vodka in the world that would put me on the same page as this author. Whoa!

[AF68]

After reading this tripe I suspect that dope is more popular than vodka in Russia.

[King Prout]

I have never heard of the application of a ball-peen hammer to the toes referred to in such a charming manner, either.

[Paleo Conservative]

And they are probably jealous because we cleaned up so fast in Afghanistan and Iraq while they were unable to deal with similar problems in Afghanistan and Chechnya.

We were sucessful so quickly, because the vast majority of the population supported us. Can you imagine any of the countries where the Russian military has occupied actually wanting the Russians there? I don't think so either.

[GrandMoM]

BUMP

[Reb Raider]

Sometimes I just wish I didn't know how deranged people can be. I feel like I am living in a sci-fi novel where the pod people take over the world. :)

[boris]

"Is this like the Heinsberg cat paradox?"

No, that was Erwin Rudolf Josef Alexander Schrödinger.