Caption Needed: Kerry and Lennon

[MikeD]

"Boy, you gotta Kerry that weight"

"And of course, Kerry the Horse dances the waltz"

"One thing you can't hide is when you're crippled inside"

"I don't believe in Kerry, I just believe in me"

MD

[BradyLS]

"Plastic soul, man. Plastic soul..."

[Ides of March]

"We're so sorry, Uncle Algore...."

[Hildy]

That's what I thought! He does look like a young Leno!

[LibWhacker]

Lennon: "Lemme see . . . What shall I call my next song? I know! . . . I'm a Loser!"

[Consort]

[albee]

"Hey John! Who is that French-looking guy standing behind you?"

[DeFault User]

"In his pocket is a potrait of Howard Dean!"

[Aeronaut]

"Help"
"When I'm 64"
"Polyethylene Kerry"
"Number Nine"
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"
The Ballad of John and Dick and Al and Joe and Bob and Howard and Carolyn and John"
"Sargent Kerry's Tax and Spend Time Band"

[Straight Vermonter]

Trotsky disappears

In the bottom left photo look on the stairs at the right of the lecturn. That's Leon "Ice Pick" Trotsky.

[LibWhacker]

Beatle titles originally inspired by John Kerry. Some were later changed.

Kerry you're a rich man
Day Taxer
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Horsey
The Fool on Capitol Hill
Get Back, Ketchup Boy
I Want to Hold Your Hoof
Nowhere Man

[Conservomax]

Well, it's a known fact,here in MA that he had plastic surgery, he doesn't look as goofy anymore.

[weegee]

Maybe they united to sing a duet on George Harrison's Beatlesong, Taxman...

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

Taxman!
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for (Aahh Mr. Wilson)
If you don't want to pay some more (Aahh Mr. Heath)
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

And you're working for no one but me
Taxman!

[Doctor Raoul]

John "Bong Hit" Kerry

[Tijeras_Slim]

"We have a lot in common.
We're both liberals.
We're both named John.
And we're both married to nutballs with lots of money."

[Doctor Raoul]

I have that same book. "Airbrushing History" or something like that is the title, right?