Newspaper editor loses job over using Caddyshack quotes in golf story

ESPN/AP ^ | 07/07/03 | AP

[Capt.YankeeMike]

"dont mind this, doctors' orders..."

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Only because they make clubs their size.

[RMDupree]

He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife.

[Rummyfan]

Or Heywood Jablome....

[IYAS9YAS]

Nope, it was "Up the Creek". No karate kid to be found. It was about a goup of losers competing in a river rafting challenge with other college groups. Had Tim Matheson and the guy who played Flounder (both from Animal House).

[RMDupree]

I've never heard of it. Weird.

[dfwgator]

Raising Arizona should be added to the list:

You wanna find an outlaw, you call an outlaw. You wanna find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.

I'll be takin' these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got.

Alright, you hayseeds! It's a stickup! Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Well, which is it young fellah? You want I should freeze, or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And, if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.

Why do you say you feel trapped in a man's body?
Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps, real hard.

Man #1: You're not just tellin' us what we wanna hear?
Hi: : No sir, no way
Man #2: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
Hi: Well, then I guess I am tellin'you what you wanna hear.
Man #1: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
Hi: Yessir.
Man #1: OK then.

[dfwgator]

"An Army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna be there to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest bestest buddy and big toe Sergeant Hulka."

[Labyrinthos]

Or Heywood Jablome....

True story (at least it was told to me as a true story): Last April, a boy who attends the same catholic high school as my niece was suspended because of inappropriate behavior in history class. Apparently, the teacher was asking the students for the names of not-so-famous inventors whose inventions have had a positive impact upon the quality of life. As the students gave their answers the teacher wrote the inventors' names on the board along with the corresponding invention. Well, this boy raised his hand and said there was an inventor named "Jablome" who invented musical instruments. The teacher with chalk in hand said, "Who?" and the boy said, "Haywood, H-A-Y-W-O-O-D, Jablome, J-A-B-L-O-M-E," which the teacher innocently wrote on the board. By now, some of the other students were giggling. Then the the teacher asked what instrument he invented and another kid (who was also suspended) whispered very loudly, "The bonerphoner." The class went wild, and the teacher finally caught the joke but she wasn't laughing. Apparently, the headmaster thought the prank was hysterically funny, but had to suspend the kids to appease the teacher and some of the parents.

[IYAS9YAS]

They have videos available on Amazon...they like them a lot, however, they want over $20.00 for them. Nothing on DVD yet.

[RMDupree]

You won't catch me paying over $20 bucks for a lousy VHS tape! :)

DVDs have spoiled me so badly that I can't bear to watch VHS tapes anymore.

[IYAS9YAS]

Yeah, the only way I'll get this movie is if I can find a good used copy.

[RMDupree]

E-BAY, BA-BY!