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Newspaper editor loses job over using Caddyshack quotes in golf story
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| 07/07/03
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Posted on 07/07/2003 12:22:24 PM PDT by Pikamax
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To: MattinNJ
"You're all jumping around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots" The correct quote is, "I hired you boys to get some track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
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posted on
07/07/2003 1:17:10 PM PDT
by
ElkGroveDan
(Fighting for Freedom and Having Fun)
To: habs4ever
Ironically, this weekend I cleaned/consolidated my basement. I found a lot of treasures that I've carted around for years, boxed up, including my old Mad magazine collection - which included a great spoof on that movie, and I read it again, LOL.
That movie had the most senseless beginning of all time.
To: finnman69
I'll give you asthma!
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posted on
07/07/2003 1:17:50 PM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(A good day at the beach is better than the best day at work.)
To: Pikamax
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me and I say: 'Hey Lama, hey how about a little something, you know, for the effort?!' And he says: 'There'll be no money, but when you die, on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice."
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posted on
07/07/2003 1:17:52 PM PDT
by
Feiny
( Hey, you wanna make $14 the hard way?)
To: feinswinesuksass
Real Women Know their Caddyshack quotes also!!!
Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose...
105
posted on
07/07/2003 1:18:22 PM PDT
by
lorrainer
(Oh, was I ranting? Sorry.....)
To: feinswinesuksass
50 bucks says the kid picks his nose.
Another 50 says he eats it.
To: feinswinesuksass
Gunga. Gunga galunga.
To: lorrainer
Ty, I didn't see your name on the club registry this year...I thought you'd be the man to beat this year."
"I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself!"
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posted on
07/07/2003 1:20:20 PM PDT
by
Feiny
( Hey, you wanna make $14 the hard way?)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
"What are you doing in this nape of the woods...neck of the way...how come you're here?"
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posted on
07/07/2003 1:20:43 PM PDT
by
wimpycat
(I'm an expert at being annoying. I'm a kid sister.)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote 'a flute without holes is not a flute and a donut with no hole is a danish.'
110
posted on
07/07/2003 1:21:04 PM PDT
by
Feiny
( He was a funny guy.)
To: Flurry
ping!
111
posted on
07/07/2003 1:22:43 PM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(A good day at the beach is better than the best day at work.)
To: feinswinesuksass
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line...in the opposite diredtion.
112
posted on
07/07/2003 1:23:27 PM PDT
by
lorrainer
(Oh, was I ranting? Sorry.....)
To: feinswinesuksass
I've sent boys younger than you to the electric chair. Felt like I owed it to them.
...Use of unreasonable force to arrest the Blue Brothers has been authorized...
Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup, Hup...
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posted on
07/07/2003 1:24:10 PM PDT
by
jriemer
(We are a Republic not a Democracy)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Hey Smails! My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat!
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posted on
07/07/2003 1:24:12 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(the harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit!)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
I've sent boys younger than you to the electric chair. Felt like I owed it to them. That is one of our favorite lines in the movie.
To: lorrainer
Ty, what did you shoot today?
Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
By height.
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posted on
07/07/2003 1:26:01 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(You take drugs, Danny?)
To: new cruelty
I love this exchange:
I want you to kill every gopher on the course.
Correct me if I'm wrong but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
Gophers! You great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!
We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason.
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posted on
07/07/2003 1:29:23 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.)
To: feinswinesuksass
Ahoy, paloi!
You two look like a couple of boogies!
I christen thee the Flying Wasp!
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posted on
07/07/2003 1:29:52 PM PDT
by
lorrainer
(Oh, was I ranting? Sorry.....)
To: feinswinesuksass
BRAAAAAAAP - Did somebody step on a duck?
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