No farting, please (Grade school kids who fart will be disciplined)

News24.com ^ | 7.4.03

[weegee]

What's the penalty for being caught with a can of this?

or one of these?

[dighton]

'If you have to s***, s***! If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.'

-- Mao Tse-Tung, quoted in Modern Times.

[holyh2o]

In the old days it was said, he who smelt it dealt it, talk about everyone acting innocent, they'll be praying for a SBD(silent but deadly, for cloaking effect). I can hear it now, i didn't cut that one, did anyone hear it, LOL....

If it don't still linger like She*&^$%!!T, then you must acqueet...

: )

[FixitGuy]

New source of revenue:

Serve beans in the cafeteria & maybe boiled cabbage.

Gotta be worth 25 yuan per student per day.

Could employ a "Fart Monitor" in each class, lowering unemployment nationwide!

[Gabz]

probably life or .........................death!!!!!!!!

[Gabz]

In the old days it was said, he who smelt it dealt it, talk about everyone acting innocent,

don't forget - the one who denied it, supplied it.

[Maelstrom]

There's a new book out for children it has an important message for the Hong Kong schools:

Every living thing farts.

[EggsAckley]

Muslims are not permitted to have bodily functions while they are engaged in prayer

Well, considering the way they stick their buttocks up in the air, I guess we can see where THAT rule came from. LOL!

[weegee]

[ErnBatavia]

Pffft - this is gonna be a long thread.

[weegee]

Plant one of these on the bottom of the teacher's chair, and the policy will change real quick:

[ErnBatavia]

or this:

I sent three of 'em out for Christmas presents three or four years ago. There were big hits; maybe it's just my crowd, though...

[savedbygrace]

Better to bear the shame than the pain.

[Calvin Locke]

Do you think Canadians with get their panties in a knot over the banning of the "Terrance and Phillip Show"?

(from South Park)

[Neenah]

Yankee Doodle

Soooo sorry, I have this twisted sense of humor.

[Empireoftheatom48]

When I was a kid I heard a record called the Farting Contest. It was very funny. It was between the challenger Jake Boomer (who trained by eating cabbage) And the Campion Lord Windishmere. I remember that all of the farts had different names and point values such as the dainty 3 point freep. It it was so hysterical I almost had a hernia I laughed so hard. Wish I could find it again. LOL

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Something tells me you will have a great deal to add to this thread. Call it a hunch. LOL

[TC Rider]

Thank God it's not in Vietnam, then it would be a 5 dong penalty for farting.

[Gabz]

You got that right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AnAmericanMother]

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