Aaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Excite ^ | 20 June 2003 | Ellen Wulfhorst

[Lazamataz]

I want them to go the extra mile, and split their skulls and their heads right down the middle.

Then I want them to wiggle each side independently.

[maxwell]

Once upon a time, if you wanted to be rebel, you didn't wear a tie. A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you wore a leather jacket. A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you wore long hair. A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you got a tattoo. A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you pierced your tongue. A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you split your tongue.

Gotta always ratchet it up, if you want to be a rebel. What comes next???

I dunno... Cutting off yer tongue?