Haunting Hillary: Should "GHOST writers" FReep HRC's book-signings all across the USA?

Hillary Clinton Book Tour Calendar--Freep Her Heinous Coast to Coast This Summer ^ | June 12, 2003 | RonDog (with inspiration from the DC Chapter)

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Yet another great idea - come as a "famous ghost".

[mewzilla]

I haven't seen the book. Does she credit her ghostwriter(s) anywhere in the book?

[Angelwood]

We didn't have any trouble with Secret Service or local police at the Wal-Mart protest on Wednesday. We also had the Devil (Satan) in attendance at both freeps -- last night and this afternoon -- with no problems. Well, I have to amend that -- it was terribly hot in the costumes and masks and in 80+ degrees, drink lots of water and use the masks sparingly.

[Seeking the truth]

We might just have to take the "Freeper Air Force" out of mothballs for this Hillary Campaign!

[Angelwood]

I wish we could use the FReeper Air Force here in the DC area -- too much restricted air space now!

Let us know if the FRAF flies again. I'd be happy to contribute to the cause.

[Angelwood]

BillF has taken on the task of posting our after-action report on today's successful freep. Stay tuned.

We hope our photos turn out -- Hillary actually arrived across from us and entered through the front door (she obviously didn't have the stamina to face the freep line after signing all those books and left through the back alley.

[bmwcyle]

We need the Free Freeper Army, Navy, and Air Force.

[E Rocc]

Former First Lady, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton ('Rat-NY) will be touring the country this summer promoting her memoirs, Living History.

The first documented example of "autohagiography".

-Eric

[mewzilla]

Maybe we should coin a new term in her case: hagography...

[WVNan]

Ghosts dressed in black clothes with a white face painted to look like a skeleton. That way you don't get the association with the KKK.

[bmwcyle]

We just have to show up and we get associated with the KKK. The left is blind to true KKK membership of the KKK. One has been a DEM for years. Since 98 we have been called KKK members. Truth from the left will never come standing at a Freep.

[L_Von_Mises]

How ELSE can we dress up like ghosts, in a CREATIVE, non-threatening way?

[LanPB01]

If it was close to Halloween, I would suggest picking up some "Casper the Friendly Ghost" false-face masks at Wal-Mart.

[DLfromthedesert]

Wear a black sheet, wince she and her infamous husband are from the "dark side"

[Roscoe]

[RonDog]

I haven't seen the book.
Does she credit her ghostwriter(s) anywhere in the book?

From CanWest News Service:

Hillary acknowledges ghost writers this time

Doug Camilli
CanWest News Service

Friday, May 30, 2003

So who wrote Hillary's book? That's the question in political circles in the great republic to the south as people await Hillary Clinton's memoir Living History, set to be released by Simon & Schuster on June 9.

Last time she claimed to have written a book, It Takes a Village (1996), there was quite a fuss about ghost writer Barbara Feinman not getting even the usual "thanks for your help" mention in the foreword. (She did, however, get a cheque, said to be $120,000 US)

This new book, according to Internet gossip guy Matt Drudge (www.drudgereport.com) has no fewer than three ghosts, and they are said to be acknowledged and thanked for their assistance and contribution.

Only their bank managers really care, I suppose, but just for the record they are Maryanne Vollers, Lissa Muscatine and Ruby Shamir.

[Travis McGee]

BRILLIANT!!!

[RonDog]

I do like the idea of "white face" paint - easily found in costume/party shops with the Halloween facepaint section...

See also, from www.ultimatehaunt.com:

[RonDog]

From www.sillyjokes.co.uk:

Three Colour Ghost and Skull

Click to Enlarge

£3.50 + P&P Three colours to change you into a skull or ghost. Pale skin and black eyes haunt the night. Colours: White, grass green and black. These water based products wash off with soap and water but may stain fabrics. All cosmetics can, on rare occaisions, cause allergic reactions. Use within 18 months of opening. 3 X 2ml water-based face paints and applicator brush. Adult supervision advised.

[Landru]

"How ELSE can we dress up like ghosts, in a CREATIVE, non-threatening way?"

Ummmm, children's Holloween costumes??

...especially skeletons. {g}