Psyop: The Love’s Not Mutual -- U.S. military is using Metallica and the ‘Barney’ theme song

Newsweek ^ | May 26, 2003 | Adam Piore

[Noumenon]

Would that get me a war crimes indictment from Belgium, I wonder?

[4mycountry]

My family just came up with a good one:

Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner!
That is what I really want to be!
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner!
Eneryone would be in love with meeee!

[TomHarkinIsNotFromIowa]

What's-a matter you Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face

[Constitution Day]

My suggestions:

The Year of the Cat
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
A Horse with No Name

[holdmuhbeer]

That Barney song should be forbidden by the Geneva convention, thats just too cruel.

[Carolina]

NOooooooooooooo!

I just got that song out of my brain!!! We were in that store a couple of weeks ago and that song has haunted me since then.

[jriemer]

My nomination: (I don't know the name so here are the words)

[snip]

That would be "I'm Tooo Sexy" by Right Said Fred.

Complete Lyrics:

I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me...

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk..

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that?

I'm a model you know what I mean?
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my...
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean?
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me...

And I'm too sexy for this song

[ohioman]

If I were forced to listen to rap I would confess to anything.

[jriemer]

Is The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald really a music? I've always thought it was the sound the jukebox made when it was out of quarters and it wanted someone to put some in to make another song selection.

[4mycountry]

ROTFLMBO!!! OMG, why did you do that?! I'm gonna be crying for an hour now!!

[SAJ]

With those Belgian clowns, don't bet against it.

[jriemer]

ROTFLMBO!!! OMG, why did you do that?! I'm gonna be crying for an hour now!!

With the wonders of the internet, all sorts of information or implements of "torture" are just a few mouse-clicks away...

[17th Miss Regt]

How about a non-stop loop of Brian Hyland's "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"?

[4mycountry]

Darn you, jriemer.....^_~

[jriemer]

How about a non-stop loop of Brian Hyland's "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"?

Your wish is my command...

Brian Hyland's "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"?

She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

[ It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teentie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini ] repeat
So in the locker she wanted to stay.

Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat bundled up on the shore
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

[ Chorus ]

So in the blanket she wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

[ Chorus ]

Now she is afraid to come out of the water
And I wonder what she's gonna do
Now she is afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girl's turning blue
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
[ Chorus ]

So in the water she wanted to stay.
From the locker to the blanket
From the blanket to the shore
From the shore to the water
Yes there isn't any more.

[steve-b]

Loading the jukebox for the next round of interrogations: