Wise: 'I was not faithful' (Definitive Daily Mail article: RAT governor destroys citizen's marriage)

Charleston Daily Mail ^ | May 12, 2003 | Chris Stirewalt and Jim Wallace

[goldstategop]

The wronged husband planned to extort Wise in exchange for silence about the story. I wonder if his wife planned this with him from the start? His protests are too much sincere, methinks.

[goldstategop]

"Accountability" in Demspeak is to mutter a few mushy sentences to deflect the wrath of the sheeple and then continue business as though nothing has happened.

[MHT]

NO ROOM IS DARK ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM DESIRABLE!

[Scenic Sounds]

Well, I certainly didn't mean to imply that this entire mess wasn't painful for any of them. I'm sure that all of them have had their share of misery.

How's this? Best wishes to all of them.

That's about the best I can do right now. ;-)

[Scenic Sounds]

The wronged husband planned to extort Wise in exchange for silence about the story. I wonder if his wife planned this with him from the start? His protests are too much sincere, methinks.

Well, that's a possibility I hadn't even considered. You know, I'd give anything to be a bit more skeptical by nature, but I'm just a very trusting sort of fella. ;-)

[Scenic Sounds]

What's so funny about that?

Yes, indeed, what is so funny about that?

[Michael.SF.]

Would you ruin your marriage for a little nookie from THIS guy?

Was HE not the one who was getting some nookie?

Where I come from, nookie is given by a woman, and obtained by a man and never vice versa.

Is the term used differently in West Virginia?

[Cathryn Crawford]

Yes, you know how serious it is.

[Scenic Sounds]

I do, I do, I do, I do. ;-)

[Cathryn Crawford]

Good thing. I know you'd hate to feel my wrath.

[Timesink]

Where I come from, nookie is given by a woman, and obtained by a man and never vice versa. Is the term used differently in West Virginia?

I've lived in West Virginia and New York City. The term's always been interchangable with regards to gender as far as i've known.

[Bonaparte]

Forgive me, Cathryn. Early onset dementia.

[beckett]

"That little weasel-faced bastard," Frye said. "Typical Democrat."

Great quote, but I'd like to learn more about the guy before making a hero out of him. His subsequent statement that he's looking to make money on the story is worrying.

Most of the time in stories like this nobody, even the cuckold, comes up smelling like a rose.

[Bonaparte]

" I wonder if his wife planned this with him from the start?"

That's exactly what ended the career of Alexander Hamilton. Wise should have read more history in school.

[Bonaparte]

Around 25 years ago, there was a new candy bar called "Nooky." I tried one and it wasn't bad. But somehow it didn't stay on the market for too long.

[Bonaparte]

"Too darned bad for America he didn't."

Roger that, pb. And thank God Bush, not Gore, is President now.

[Cathryn Crawford]

Don't worry about it. Me, too.

[aristeides]

Aren't you ignoring his talent as a clog dancer?

[Dan from Michigan]

"I had private detectives all over this thing. I've got pictures and documents -- all kinds of hard evidence."

(TV announcers voice) "Tune in next time, on another episode of Cheaters!"

[Dan from Michigan]

Looks like Henry Waxman's lovechild to me.

Bwahahahh. I see the resembalance(sp).