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Singaporean man caught smuggling pythons in pocket
Space Daily ^ | 04/17/2003

Posted on 04/17/2003 7:30:13 AM PDT by cogitator

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To: cogitator
"What's that wiggling in your pants?" Assuming the pythons were small, gives new meaning to the phrase "pencil dick".
21 posted on 04/17/2003 10:11:10 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: AmericanInTokyo
Said by wife: "Why is it all men double over in feigned pain at the mere simple talk of a python doing nothing more than sinking its fangs into a testicle??"

Pythons don't have fangs; they are constrictors.

Not that squeezing is a big improvement over biting, mind you.

22 posted on 04/17/2003 12:13:33 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: RansomOttawa
(even more) male feigned pain
23 posted on 04/17/2003 12:19:43 PM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Kim Jong Il had ANOTHER bad underwear day . He found "decapitate" in his English-Korean dictionary.)
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To: cogitator
Gives new meaning to 'trouser snake'.
24 posted on 04/17/2003 2:11:53 PM PDT by Lockbox
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To: dinasour
OMG - that photo - LOL! What's her expression saying, I wonder?
25 posted on 04/17/2003 6:14:54 PM PDT by JLO
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