A&M wants to open new branch in Qatar

Houston Chronicle ^ | April 17, 2003 | DAVID GONZALEZ, NYT

[Iwo Jima]

Did you hear the one about the Aggie who went to Harvard? He went up to the first guy he saw (someone wearing an Ascot named "Skippy"), and said in a Texas-friendly way "Say, there, feller, can you tell me where that there liberry's at?"

With a pained look on his face, Skippy replied in that clenched-jawed, WF Buckley type of voice "See here, my good man, when at Hah-vard, one does not end one's sentences with a proposition. Please try agaihn."

The Aggie shrugged and then said "Say, there, feller, can you tell me where that there liberry's at, A$$HOLE?"

[gulfcoast6]

Why does it take a aggie 21 days to get to Dallas? When he sees 'clean restroom' advertised on gas station signs, he stops and cleans them.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Texas A& M is a state supported school.
The state is Texas not Qatar.

[anymouse]

"No Texas money will be spent on this. That is one of the things that the coordinating board will insist on," Prior said.

Your Aggie-ness is showing. :)

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

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